Clint Roberts

She's judgmental of people who do read books, which is messed up, man, because you literally wrote a book.

Didn't read it.

True story, the only time Bree read her own book is when she voiced the audio book.

That's a true story.

But that's not fair of me because I didn't read your book either.

Sigmund Freud said about projection, the thing I can't accept about myself, I will attack in you.

Which is why I believe Brie likes to bully our producer Claudia for being a vest-wearing lesbian.

Brie left Australia just after they legalised gay marriage because no one wanted to fuck her.

I joke about the lesbians, but I'm just mad because they pull off my haircut better than I do.

I know they're here because of Brie, and I actually believe we wouldn't have half the ratings we do if it wasn't for them.

Can I get some noise from the lesbos in the crowd?

I knew it.

As soon as I saw the Sabaru Foresters in the car park, I fucking knew it.

In all seriousness, though, Brie is one of the kindest, most thoughtful people I know, and she's honest to her fault.

Brie did admit live on radio to doing a poo in the sea, a moment that now defines her career, and went on to amass over five million views online.

To this day, we still receive texts from listeners daily reminding Brie about the time she shat in the sea.

And I personally hope that never changes.

Thank you very much.