CM Punk

And I hate the fact that I invoked your father's name in vain.

And I sincerely apologize to you.

I hate that there's more than one royal family in professional wrestling.

And I hate that I envy the fact that I wasn't born into a dynasty.

I don't know what having that kind of family is like.

CM Punk was born in the backyards, avenues and alleyways of Chicago.

I was a misfit.

who had to find my own family, and I found my family... in the streets of Sacramento.

I found my family in the locker rooms of every VFW hall or Knights of Columbus.

I hate the fact that I feel this way.

I hate the fact that I have to share anything with you, let alone my first singles match headlining WrestleMania.

Tell me when I'm telling lies.

Pro Wrestling Nation, 24-7, Channel 156.

Without a doubt, there were surprises.

There were tickets punched to WrestleMania.

There was a crate uncrated.

But...

Yeah, because you know what happens when he hits his finishing move?

It's typically out of nowhere.

Yeah, there was a few moments tonight where I legitimately thought Logan Paul is winning the Elimination Chamber.