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So either everybody showers one at a time, and we leave at four in the morning, or showers are just hitting the ground, and Deion Dawkins is on one side, Josh Allen is on the other. Careful, you're writing fan fiction right now. Soaking up, and then one gets in, leaves, basically you share and go back and forth. That can't be right. I'm telling you, bro.

So either everybody showers one at a time, and we leave at four in the morning, or showers are just hitting the ground, and Deion Dawkins is on one side, Josh Allen is on the other. Careful, you're writing fan fiction right now. Soaking up, and then one gets in, leaves, basically you share and go back and forth. That can't be right. I'm telling you, bro.

No, man. Half the time there's no hot water, Dan. It doesn't matter what temperature. This is literally almost like prison. It doesn't make any sense.

No, man. Half the time there's no hot water, Dan. It doesn't matter what temperature. This is literally almost like prison. It doesn't make any sense.

They build new stadiums and facilities every year. And they have so many upgrades. They have... LED, LCD screens, video walls. Well, the visiting locker room is made bad on purpose, is it not? It's a home locker room, too. They do all these upgrades, but yet every single time, the shower heads are right next to each other with no curtain, no divider. I see your feet. Like, it's ridiculous, man.

They build new stadiums and facilities every year. And they have so many upgrades. They have... LED, LCD screens, video walls. Well, the visiting locker room is made bad on purpose, is it not? It's a home locker room, too. They do all these upgrades, but yet every single time, the shower heads are right next to each other with no curtain, no divider. I see your feet. Like, it's ridiculous, man.

No one listens to me, man. All right. Miami home locker room is the second worst thing about Miami.

No one listens to me, man. All right. Miami home locker room is the second worst thing about Miami.

And the crazy part is, as you're saying it in this way where it sounds so ridiculous, it doesn't register in my brain as ridiculous because it literally is the reality. You lived it. You're just telling a fact.

And the crazy part is, as you're saying it in this way where it sounds so ridiculous, it doesn't register in my brain as ridiculous because it literally is the reality. You lived it. You're just telling a fact.

There's nobody – I can't think of anyone that was like, oh, they're too comfortable being nude in the locker room because you're there all day. It is what it is. There are people that are too comfortable in the shower. There's a protocol that needs to be followed. Like, for example, we're all in there naked. Everyone showers facing the wall. And then you got guys that'll shower facing out.

There's nobody – I can't think of anyone that was like, oh, they're too comfortable being nude in the locker room because you're there all day. It is what it is. There are people that are too comfortable in the shower. There's a protocol that needs to be followed. Like, for example, we're all in there naked. Everyone showers facing the wall. And then you got guys that'll shower facing out.

Like, that's just not – the protocol or FaceTiming in the shower. We have players who will be FaceTiming their wife or girl in the shower. And it's like, hey, man, we got to draw the line somewhere. This is not the proper place to be having a conversation with somebody else. This person was fined, no? Like, this can't happen on the regular. Nah, he was not fined. He was not fined.

Like, that's just not – the protocol or FaceTiming in the shower. We have players who will be FaceTiming their wife or girl in the shower. And it's like, hey, man, we got to draw the line somewhere. This is not the proper place to be having a conversation with somebody else. This person was fined, no? Like, this can't happen on the regular. Nah, he was not fined. He was not fined.

What was your question?

What was your question?

No? Shermer was before me. Okay.

No? Shermer was before me. Okay.

Can we play for the people? I'm not also outing people that are too comfortable in the locker room. That's what you want me to do. I have avoided the question on purpose. Okay. I don't need their mentions to be blowing up.

Can we play for the people? I'm not also outing people that are too comfortable in the locker room. That's what you want me to do. I have avoided the question on purpose. Okay. I don't need their mentions to be blowing up.