Colby Jones
Appearances
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
So what's it feel like to finally win this thing? Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
One of my nicknames is truth teller. Because if you don't tell the truth, if you don't say it the way it is, they won't listen to you.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
Is that the one with the free throws? When they miss free throws, you get the chicken. Bricken for chicken. Bricken for chicken. Wow. You know, one time, we actually was looking at the Jumbotron. We were trying to get our phones to get the scanner to get the same discount, too.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
You want to hear a story? We come in, and this had to be 2022 or 2021, one of those years. We come in third unit, third string. We come in, you know, trying to finish the game. You know, it's not the best. You know, sometimes sloppy, sometimes it's okay. You know, just not the best time to be in, but I'll take it. You know, I'm blessed. I'll take whatever I can get.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
So I'm shooting the free throws, and I missed the first one, and everybody's going ballistic. And I'm like, what? I look around. I'm like, why is everybody so hyped?
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
And then, you know, I hit the second free throw. I hear this, oh, deflation.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
And then I was like, why is everybody, what did I do? Why is everybody, was everybody like boring and yelling? He's like, no, it was free food. That's why.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
No, a part of me would have said, make both and I'll buy you guys dinner. I'm not missing a free throws, man. Dinner's on me. It's okay. You know, I gotta make my free throws.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
So I'll tell you this. They usually free throws, those free throws come in the clutch. In the clutch, he makes them. Like he's never, he doesn't miss in the clutch. Maybe in the beginning, they don't have that offer in the beginning in the game. So I don't know specifically, but I would assume these are definitely giving out like food.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
So what do you mean? So he gave eight of them, he gave chickens, chicken, bacon chicken to people. Oh, he's a philanthropist. That's good. That's amazing, man. Who doesn't love a free chicken?
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
Wow. That's good. I'm going to tell him that. I'm going to tell him that. But, you know, I'm afraid if I tell him, he's going to not miss now. He's going to think about it and not give no more free chicken. So I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to let it rock. I'm just going to let it rock.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
Even though he's not American. Even though it's crazy.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
No, I don't think so. He's just like me. No, he's not missing anyone. I'm not going to lie to you. He's just like me. I don't think he thinks that. He's so zeroed in, and when I say zeroed, he's so laser-focused that he's thinking, like, I'm going to make two free throws, and it is what it is. I'm going to do my best in my ability to make them.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
They're what they want the most. They want chicken. That's what they want.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Fowl Shots: We Investigated an NBA Conspiracy
That people want chicken and we got to give the people what they want. That's how you build your legend. That's how you become this phenom. Just give people what they want.