College Football Analyst

Yeah, birds. Birds. Birds. I'm a Penn State fan, but I'm... This isn't Eagles. This isn't Eagles. Connor Griffin. I feel bad for Connor Griffin. He's devastated. I feel bad for Connor Griffin. I feel bad for my older brother. Yeah. That's basically how... Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe. I feel bad for Jeff D. Lowe. I feel bad for myself a little bit, but I feel more bad for them.

Yeah, birds. Birds. Birds. I'm a Penn State fan, but I'm... This isn't Eagles. This isn't Eagles. Connor Griffin. I feel bad for Connor Griffin. He's devastated. I feel bad for Connor Griffin. I feel bad for my older brother. Yeah. That's basically how... Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe. I feel bad for Jeff D. Lowe. I feel bad for myself a little bit, but I feel more bad for them.

Yeah. Yeah. But if I had to lose this game to win on Sunday, I will take that trade.

Yeah. Yeah. But if I had to lose this game to win on Sunday, I will take that trade.

It could be. You don't know that.

It could be. You don't know that.

I don't know what you want me to say. Eagles.

I don't know what you want me to say. Eagles.

No, memes just kept saying he wants Tyler Warren to be his next quarterback. I mean, he's the next Josh Allen, according to Howard.

No, memes just kept saying he wants Tyler Warren to be his next quarterback. I mean, he's the next Josh Allen, according to Howard.

Riley Leonard. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Riley Leonard. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, I think Tyler Warren could run a better opposite to DTR.

Yeah, I think Tyler Warren could run a better opposite to DTR.

If we want.

If we want.

It's a little bit less. Right now, the Chargers are 30-1.

It's a little bit less. Right now, the Chargers are 30-1.

Okay, yeah. If the Chargers play the Chiefs, divisional opponent, I'm holding for the Chiefs.

Okay, yeah. If the Chargers play the Chiefs, divisional opponent, I'm holding for the Chiefs.

Too quick for it.

Too quick for it.

By the time that you listen, Jalen Hurts will be out of concussion protocol. Let's go.

By the time that you listen, Jalen Hurts will be out of concussion protocol. Let's go.

He is. They just haven't reported it yet.

He is. They just haven't reported it yet.

He doesn't have symptoms. How do you know? I know. You don't know. Me and my guy, we, I know. You don't know. He doesn't have symptoms. He's good to go.

He doesn't have symptoms. How do you know? I know. You don't know. Me and my guy, we, I know. You don't know. He doesn't have symptoms. He's good to go.

Correct, because all he needs to do is wake up without symptoms, and I know that he woke up without symptoms. They just haven't reported to the media that they woke up. Nick Sirianni's trying to keep everyone guessing. Why would he give up information earlier than he has to give out information?

Correct, because all he needs to do is wake up without symptoms, and I know that he woke up without symptoms. They just haven't reported to the media that they woke up. Nick Sirianni's trying to keep everyone guessing. Why would he give up information earlier than he has to give out information?

Today, yeah. So by the time that the listeners are listening to this, he will be out of protocol.

Today, yeah. So by the time that the listeners are listening to this, he will be out of protocol.

Okay.

Okay.

So that's my that's what I've been saying all week. What's your biggest worry? It's nothing really about what what I've seen on the field the past couple of weeks. It's really just the vibe of the of the Green Bay Packers as a seven seed coming off of last year.

So that's my that's what I've been saying all week. What's your biggest worry? It's nothing really about what what I've seen on the field the past couple of weeks. It's really just the vibe of the of the Green Bay Packers as a seven seed coming off of last year.

But the Eagles are better than the Packers in almost every category of the game. But it's still the Green Bay Packers. They still have a really good coach, and they've done it before. And they're not scared. That's what I'm scared of is that we're not playing a 7C that is scared of the big guns.

But the Eagles are better than the Packers in almost every category of the game. But it's still the Green Bay Packers. They still have a really good coach, and they've done it before. And they're not scared. That's what I'm scared of is that we're not playing a 7C that is scared of the big guns.

I would take our guy.

I would take our guy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Great. Best winning percentage in the NFL.

Great. Best winning percentage in the NFL.

I didn't. No, not coach.

I didn't. No, not coach.

And even if you go back to that week one game... The Eagles still won that game. Jair Alexander was playing in that game. A.J. Brown torched him. But then Jaden Reed torched Avante Maddox. But Avante Maddox is no longer our nickel corner. Cooper DeGene is now our nickel corner, who's been one of the best in the league since he's come in.

And even if you go back to that week one game... The Eagles still won that game. Jair Alexander was playing in that game. A.J. Brown torched him. But then Jaden Reed torched Avante Maddox. But Avante Maddox is no longer our nickel corner. Cooper DeGene is now our nickel corner, who's been one of the best in the league since he's come in.

So the Eagles won that game, and they're in a better spot now than they were week one.

So the Eagles won that game, and they're in a better spot now than they were week one.

So like everything points that the Eagles should take care of business. But it's a Green Bay Packers. Yeah. And they beat the shit out of the Cowboys. Yeah. One last year. The only thing I'm scared of.

So like everything points that the Eagles should take care of business. But it's a Green Bay Packers. Yeah. And they beat the shit out of the Cowboys. Yeah. One last year. The only thing I'm scared of.

So not afraid. No, I'm not. What? You're not afraid. At all. I just explained to you why I'm afraid. But you're not afraid. I mean, I'm confident, but there's still worry. Yeah. I'm not going to go in here and say we're on to week two. We're on to divisional round. Super divisional round? Yeah, we're on to the super divisional round.

So not afraid. No, I'm not. What? You're not afraid. At all. I just explained to you why I'm afraid. But you're not afraid. I mean, I'm confident, but there's still worry. Yeah. I'm not going to go in here and say we're on to week two. We're on to divisional round. Super divisional round? Yeah, we're on to the super divisional round.

Assuming Jalen Hurts is healthy. Week one, all 11 starters on offense and defense will be playing in this game for the.

Assuming Jalen Hurts is healthy. Week one, all 11 starters on offense and defense will be playing in this game for the.

Two and a half.

Two and a half.

I'm worried about the start.

I'm worried about the start.

Counterpoint, though, they've been playing from behind all year. True. So even if they do start off playing from behind... Yeah.

Counterpoint, though, they've been playing from behind all year. True. So even if they do start off playing from behind... Yeah.

It's different in the playoffs. It's different in the playoffs. But if... The Eagles have found a way this year to play from behind in every game and still win by two scores in almost every game.

It's different in the playoffs. It's different in the playoffs. But if... The Eagles have found a way this year to play from behind in every game and still win by two scores in almost every game.

He gave me a homework assignment that I failed on.

He gave me a homework assignment that I failed on.

Yeah, I think horniness is... I've not done my homework. I hand up a professor. I did not do my homework. All right.

Yeah, I think horniness is... I've not done my homework. I hand up a professor. I did not do my homework. All right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can get it by the end of class, for sure.

I can get it by the end of class, for sure.

I'm not promising they're not going to start slow, but you're more worried about starting slow than I am.

I'm not promising they're not going to start slow, but you're more worried about starting slow than I am.

I would like very much for the Commanders to lose their game as well.

I would like very much for the Commanders to lose their game as well.

Eagles definitely lead the league in Italians, by the way.

Eagles definitely lead the league in Italians, by the way.

They are. They have been trying to copycat league the Eagles for a while now. Yeah. Just because they got Joe Douglas. Should we have an Italian off?

They are. They have been trying to copycat league the Eagles for a while now. Yeah. Just because they got Joe Douglas. Should we have an Italian off?

I mean, Big Dom counts as like 10 Italians.

I mean, Big Dom counts as like 10 Italians.

We have Eagles. There's just Eagles hats that have the Italian flag on the side of it for the whole coaching staff.

We have Eagles. There's just Eagles hats that have the Italian flag on the side of it for the whole coaching staff.

My brother.

My brother.

My brother has asked me so many times. He's like, can you get me that Eagles Italian hag flag? Because you can't buy it. Only the coaches get it. You got to get it for him.

My brother has asked me so many times. He's like, can you get me that Eagles Italian hag flag? Because you can't buy it. Only the coaches get it. You got to get it for him.

Eagles are going to lose in the Super Bowl. No, they'll probably lose in the NFC Championship in horrific fashion. Okay. No confidence. Loser talk. You say that, and then you just don't look at me. Loser talk. Look at me. Speak like a winner. I'm the captain now. I am a loser. In what way you're like, oh, this is shocking. Max is acting like a loser.

Eagles are going to lose in the Super Bowl. No, they'll probably lose in the NFC Championship in horrific fashion. Okay. No confidence. Loser talk. You say that, and then you just don't look at me. Loser talk. Look at me. Speak like a winner. I'm the captain now. I am a loser. In what way you're like, oh, this is shocking. Max is acting like a loser.

Yeah, I am a loser. Do you want to win? Did you beat Hank in the Super Bowl? So then act like a winner. Not on this show.

Yeah, I am a loser. Do you want to win? Did you beat Hank in the Super Bowl? So then act like a winner. Not on this show.

Yeah, no. Drew Aller just can't play like that. The defense made enough plays to keep you in that game. You get that sack when Notre Dame is driving to kick the field goal to take the lead. That play was so long developing and there was nothing there. Just throw the ball out of bounds. You don't need to be a hero. There's 20 seconds left.

Yeah, no. Drew Aller just can't play like that. The defense made enough plays to keep you in that game. You get that sack when Notre Dame is driving to kick the field goal to take the lead. That play was so long developing and there was nothing there. Just throw the ball out of bounds. You don't need to be a hero. There's 20 seconds left.

The chances of you going down and actually winning that game are so slim. Just take the sack. But that's just like a college quarterback who doesn't know what he's doing yet. Like he's still a dumb kid. Yeah. I felt DDS was unbelievable. That pick that he had in the third or fourth quarter. He was in the fourth quarter when Riley Leonard just didn't see him.

The chances of you going down and actually winning that game are so slim. Just take the sack. But that's just like a college quarterback who doesn't know what he's doing yet. Like he's still a dumb kid. Yeah. I felt DDS was unbelievable. That pick that he had in the third or fourth quarter. He was in the fourth quarter when Riley Leonard just didn't see him.

Notre Dame looked like they were taking control of the game. We put together a nice drive, tie it up. I don't know. I'm all over the place. It's disappointing, but I don't know.

Notre Dame looked like they were taking control of the game. We put together a nice drive, tie it up. I don't know. I'm all over the place. It's disappointing, but I don't know.

That last kick was crazy. It was going right the whole time. Yeah. And then right before the upgrade, it just came back left.

That last kick was crazy. It was going right the whole time. Yeah. And then right before the upgrade, it just came back left.

James Frank, they went up 10-0 and then took their foot off the gas. They were dominating the game. And then I don't know what.

James Frank, they went up 10-0 and then took their foot off the gas. They were dominating the game. And then I don't know what.

You look so cozy. I love jammy January.

You look so cozy. I love jammy January.

Don't say this now. Don't say this. Don't say this now.

Don't say this now. Don't say this. Don't say this now.

I think Penn State had seven plays in the third. They went three and out, then Tyler Warren got like a 20-yard catch, and then they were fourth down on the next three plays.

I think Penn State had seven plays in the third. They went three and out, then Tyler Warren got like a 20-yard catch, and then they were fourth down on the next three plays.

Straight guy in theater. Yeah.

Straight guy in theater. Yeah.

That's true. Illinois should have been in the playoff. Yeah.

That's true. Illinois should have been in the playoff. Yeah.

No. You watch what you do after a Bears loss. It's not. Yeah.

No. You watch what you do after a Bears loss. It's not. Yeah.

Penn State's wide receivers are atrocious. Zero catches.

Penn State's wide receivers are atrocious. Zero catches.

Zero catches. And, like, I'm not going to go back and watch the film, but if you were to go back and watch the film, I don't think there were any, like, missed wide open wide receivers.

Zero catches. And, like, I'm not going to go back and watch the film, but if you were to go back and watch the film, I don't think there were any, like, missed wide open wide receivers.

Like, every time that they did that little replay where you can look out on the field, he had nothing out there except for Tyler Warren.

Like, every time that they did that little replay where you can look out on the field, he had nothing out there except for Tyler Warren.

Yeah, I'm not going to watch the film. Why not? You've got to get better. I don't even know how to watch film.

Yeah, I'm not going to watch the film. Why not? You've got to get better. I don't even know how to watch film.

Hank, do you know how to watch film? Yeah. Tell me how to watch a film. If I wanted to go back and watch the All-22, tell me how I would do it. Ask Gruden. Google. Yep.

Hank, do you know how to watch film? Yeah. Tell me how to watch a film. If I wanted to go back and watch the All-22, tell me how I would do it. Ask Gruden. Google. Yep.

I don't think I've watched that one.

I don't think I've watched that one.

That would have rocked.

That would have rocked.

Yeah, birds. Birds. Birds. I'm a Penn State fan, but I'm... This isn't Eagles. This isn't Eagles. Connor Griffin. I feel bad for Connor Griffin. He's devastated. I feel bad for Connor Griffin. I feel bad for my older brother. Yeah. That's basically how... Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe. I feel bad for Jeff D. Lowe. I feel bad for myself a little bit, but I feel more bad for them.

Yeah. Yeah. But if I had to lose this game to win on Sunday, I will take that trade.

It could be. You don't know that.

I don't know what you want me to say. Eagles.

No, memes just kept saying he wants Tyler Warren to be his next quarterback. I mean, he's the next Josh Allen, according to Howard.

Riley Leonard. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, I think Tyler Warren could run a better opposite to DTR.

If we want.

It's a little bit less. Right now, the Chargers are 30-1.

Okay, yeah. If the Chargers play the Chiefs, divisional opponent, I'm holding for the Chiefs.

Too quick for it.

By the time that you listen, Jalen Hurts will be out of concussion protocol. Let's go.

He is. They just haven't reported it yet.

He doesn't have symptoms. How do you know? I know. You don't know. Me and my guy, we, I know. You don't know. He doesn't have symptoms. He's good to go.

Correct, because all he needs to do is wake up without symptoms, and I know that he woke up without symptoms. They just haven't reported to the media that they woke up. Nick Sirianni's trying to keep everyone guessing. Why would he give up information earlier than he has to give out information?

Today, yeah. So by the time that the listeners are listening to this, he will be out of protocol.

Okay.

So that's my that's what I've been saying all week. What's your biggest worry? It's nothing really about what what I've seen on the field the past couple of weeks. It's really just the vibe of the of the Green Bay Packers as a seven seed coming off of last year.

But the Eagles are better than the Packers in almost every category of the game. But it's still the Green Bay Packers. They still have a really good coach, and they've done it before. And they're not scared. That's what I'm scared of is that we're not playing a 7C that is scared of the big guns.

I would take our guy.

Yeah.

Great. Best winning percentage in the NFL.

I didn't. No, not coach.

And even if you go back to that week one game... The Eagles still won that game. Jair Alexander was playing in that game. A.J. Brown torched him. But then Jaden Reed torched Avante Maddox. But Avante Maddox is no longer our nickel corner. Cooper DeGene is now our nickel corner, who's been one of the best in the league since he's come in.

So the Eagles won that game, and they're in a better spot now than they were week one.

So like everything points that the Eagles should take care of business. But it's a Green Bay Packers. Yeah. And they beat the shit out of the Cowboys. Yeah. One last year. The only thing I'm scared of.

So not afraid. No, I'm not. What? You're not afraid. At all. I just explained to you why I'm afraid. But you're not afraid. I mean, I'm confident, but there's still worry. Yeah. I'm not going to go in here and say we're on to week two. We're on to divisional round. Super divisional round? Yeah, we're on to the super divisional round.

Assuming Jalen Hurts is healthy. Week one, all 11 starters on offense and defense will be playing in this game for the.

Two and a half.

I'm worried about the start.

Counterpoint, though, they've been playing from behind all year. True. So even if they do start off playing from behind... Yeah.

It's different in the playoffs. It's different in the playoffs. But if... The Eagles have found a way this year to play from behind in every game and still win by two scores in almost every game.

He gave me a homework assignment that I failed on.

Yeah, I think horniness is... I've not done my homework. I hand up a professor. I did not do my homework. All right.

Yeah.

I can get it by the end of class, for sure.

I'm not promising they're not going to start slow, but you're more worried about starting slow than I am.

I would like very much for the Commanders to lose their game as well.

Eagles definitely lead the league in Italians, by the way.

They are. They have been trying to copycat league the Eagles for a while now. Yeah. Just because they got Joe Douglas. Should we have an Italian off?

I mean, Big Dom counts as like 10 Italians.

We have Eagles. There's just Eagles hats that have the Italian flag on the side of it for the whole coaching staff.

My brother.

My brother has asked me so many times. He's like, can you get me that Eagles Italian hag flag? Because you can't buy it. Only the coaches get it. You got to get it for him.

Eagles are going to lose in the Super Bowl. No, they'll probably lose in the NFC Championship in horrific fashion. Okay. No confidence. Loser talk. You say that, and then you just don't look at me. Loser talk. Look at me. Speak like a winner. I'm the captain now. I am a loser. In what way you're like, oh, this is shocking. Max is acting like a loser.

Yeah, I am a loser. Do you want to win? Did you beat Hank in the Super Bowl? So then act like a winner. Not on this show.

Yeah, no. Drew Aller just can't play like that. The defense made enough plays to keep you in that game. You get that sack when Notre Dame is driving to kick the field goal to take the lead. That play was so long developing and there was nothing there. Just throw the ball out of bounds. You don't need to be a hero. There's 20 seconds left.

The chances of you going down and actually winning that game are so slim. Just take the sack. But that's just like a college quarterback who doesn't know what he's doing yet. Like he's still a dumb kid. Yeah. I felt DDS was unbelievable. That pick that he had in the third or fourth quarter. He was in the fourth quarter when Riley Leonard just didn't see him.

Notre Dame looked like they were taking control of the game. We put together a nice drive, tie it up. I don't know. I'm all over the place. It's disappointing, but I don't know.

That last kick was crazy. It was going right the whole time. Yeah. And then right before the upgrade, it just came back left.

James Frank, they went up 10-0 and then took their foot off the gas. They were dominating the game. And then I don't know what.

You look so cozy. I love jammy January.

Don't say this now. Don't say this. Don't say this now.

I think Penn State had seven plays in the third. They went three and out, then Tyler Warren got like a 20-yard catch, and then they were fourth down on the next three plays.

Straight guy in theater. Yeah.

That's true. Illinois should have been in the playoff. Yeah.

No. You watch what you do after a Bears loss. It's not. Yeah.

Penn State's wide receivers are atrocious. Zero catches.

Zero catches. And, like, I'm not going to go back and watch the film, but if you were to go back and watch the film, I don't think there were any, like, missed wide open wide receivers.

Like, every time that they did that little replay where you can look out on the field, he had nothing out there except for Tyler Warren.

Yeah, I'm not going to watch the film. Why not? You've got to get better. I don't even know how to watch film.

Hank, do you know how to watch film? Yeah. Tell me how to watch a film. If I wanted to go back and watch the All-22, tell me how I would do it. Ask Gruden. Google. Yep.

I don't think I've watched that one.

That would have rocked.