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I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I! My buddy dies, I show up to the funeral, open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you!

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I! My buddy dies, I show up to the funeral, open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you!

I'm this weird part of my life. I really am.

I'm this weird part of my life. I really am.

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Yeah!

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Yeah!

Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I? My buddy dies. I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I? My buddy dies. I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

The World Health Organization? Oh my god! Meet who? The WHO owl. Where will the next global pandemic start? Who knows?

The World Health Organization? Oh my god! Meet who? The WHO owl. Where will the next global pandemic start? Who knows?

Das extra Pfefferspray kann dein Abend aufspüren. Die restliche Stun Gun, jetzt ein Auto-Battery-Jumper. Benutze eine Pipe Bombe als Dumbbell. Und anstatt das Flaggpult zu bewegen, versuche es als Flaggpult zu benutzen. Das Hornhelm ist dein neuer Coat Rack. Aber behalte all das Leim, das du gekauft hast, um Gallos zu bauen, weil Mike Pence immer eine Option ist.

Das extra Pfefferspray kann dein Abend aufspüren. Die restliche Stun Gun, jetzt ein Auto-Battery-Jumper. Benutze eine Pipe Bombe als Dumbbell. Und anstatt das Flaggpult zu bewegen, versuche es als Flaggpult zu benutzen. Das Hornhelm ist dein neuer Coat Rack. Aber behalte all das Leim, das du gekauft hast, um Gallos zu bauen, weil Mike Pence immer eine Option ist.

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Oh mein Gott, he's killing it. That's great.

Oh mein Gott, he's killing it. That's great.

Oh mein Gott, he's killing it. That's great.

It's fun, dude.

It's fun, dude.

It's fun, dude.