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But how do those angry rural conservatives feel now? My immediate reaction was that it was an overreaction. But as time went on, the regulations were quite manageable. So, hold on. You didn't want to give up your high-powered gun? No, but... I felt as if I had a bit of a duty to the rest of our society.

But how do those angry rural conservatives feel now? My immediate reaction was that it was an overreaction. But as time went on, the regulations were quite manageable. So, hold on. You didn't want to give up your high-powered gun? No, but... I felt as if I had a bit of a duty to the rest of our society.

It took less than three and a half months. What? What? What? Arthur Massacre was on the 28th of April 1996. Yep. In a 12 week period shortly following that, bulk of legislation was devised, drafted, debated and implemented. But it doesn't work. Zero massacres since 1996. Yeah, you keep saying that, but gun control doesn't work, so... My head was spinning.

It took less than three and a half months. What? What? What? Arthur Massacre was on the 28th of April 1996. Yep. In a 12 week period shortly following that, bulk of legislation was devised, drafted, debated and implemented. But it doesn't work. Zero massacres since 1996. Yeah, you keep saying that, but gun control doesn't work, so... My head was spinning.

From my cold, dead hands.

From my cold, dead hands.

Ninja police. It's a blue banana. So hungry. Blue banana. What the ?

Ninja police. It's a blue banana. So hungry. Blue banana. What the ?

Well, I'm glad you understand that people are the problem. That is becoming just painfully obvious.

Well, I'm glad you understand that people are the problem. That is becoming just painfully obvious.

John Oliver, we'll be right back.

John Oliver, we'll be right back.

Absolutely not. Nobody wants to go to Jersey unless they have to. You need cars.

Absolutely not. Nobody wants to go to Jersey unless they have to. You need cars.

Not at all. It's not one side. It's the legal system. No matter who you are, if you do these things, you get charged for it. That's it.

Not at all. It's not one side. It's the legal system. No matter who you are, if you do these things, you get charged for it. That's it.

I'm telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal. Please, please, sir, make a deal.

I'm telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal. Please, please, sir, make a deal.

Everyone exploits everyone, especially women. They want to be exploited. Joe Francis is a genius.

Everyone exploits everyone, especially women. They want to be exploited. Joe Francis is a genius.