Hit the streets with Daily Show correspondent Josh Johnson as he goes hunting for tax shelters, talks to New Yorkers about congestion pricing, finds out which celebrity endorsements would work on men, and convenes a focus group to better understand black voters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapter 1: What tax shelters and strategies can help reduce your tax burden?
Welcome back to The Daily Show. It was tax day this week, but some people, and this is crazy, don't like paying taxes. And one of them is our own Josh Johnson.
His first tip? Real estate.
Chapter 2: How do wealthy individuals use real estate and charities for tax benefits?
big tax shelter. So generally speaking, you write off a piece of the building every year.
So on like this year, I'll claim the bathroom. And then like, like the next year.
But just to clarify, you only get to do this if you own the building, not that you work here.
That is all very interesting, but I do not own the building. So back to square one. Charity is another one. So let's say I start a charity, and my charity will be real, very real, okay? My charity of broke-ass audits. Like, you get an audited, let's break off your broke-ass a little cash, right?
There are lots of people who've gotten in trouble with fake charities. So that won't work. Churches are qualified charities, which is why some people have tried to start their own churches.
So if I start my own church, how many followers are we talking?
I don't think they call them followers, but I don't know. Oh, that's right. That's like a cult thing. Another thing that wealthy people do, you've got art. How much is it worth? Donate it to charity. And if you donate it, how much can you fairly write off?
I have some artwork that I want to show you. And don't hold back.
Okay. No offense, but it looks kind of infantile. My guess is it's not worth very much. You need to talk to somebody who's a qualified art appraiser.
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Chapter 3: Why is dying considered a tax planning secret among the wealthy?
This was not looking good for my tax return, but there had to be something.
One of my great tax planning secrets for you today is dying. If you own stock or if you owned a house at some point, hang on to it. It's the doing something with it, selling, that triggers tax. Then when you die, it's never taxed. So dying turns out to be tax efficient. That's something that wealthy people count on. That's deferring, right? Yeah.
Couldn't I just defer till I die? Yeah. Okay, so kill myself.
That's great advice. I want you to die generations from now. Thank you. It's a better tax deal anyways.
Chapter 4: Who actually pays taxes in the current system?
Wow, okay. I do have a quick question for you then. Since the rich are deferring on all these assets and they've hired tax lawyers to make sure that it stays complicated and they're less likely to get audited, who is paying tax?
Regular wage earners. I mean, everybody pays tax if they've got income and the wealthy people are paying tax, too. But if you look at their income versus how much tax they're paying, they're typically paying a lot lower rates.
So if we all learn the tax law and we all start doing these things, how will like roads get built?
Good question. Somebody at the lower end has to be paying the regular taxes to make room for the government to do those things.
Just don't be poor.
Yeah, that's that's that's terrifying. The more you know about tax, the more terrifying it can be. So I don't sleep very much.
So whether I become rich or just die, at least I know how to avoid my taxes like a millionaire. My man. I do actually need your help picking this up. This is like all the money that I have. I'm not taking any of it. No, no, I didn't think you were going to take it. New Yorkers disagree on a lot of things. Yankees versus Mets, pizza toppings, whether you can poop on the subway or not.
But now there's one thing ripping New Yorkers apart more than ever.
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Chapter 5: What is congestion pricing and how are New Yorkers reacting to it?
Congestion pricing is official.
Drivers are now paying to drive south of 60th Street. I had to pay the congestion pricing.
How do you feel about it? Not too happy. F*** cars or f*** congestion pricing?
Congestion pricing.
F*** cars. F*** both. F*** the cars.
I don't like the idea of all those New Jersey people being taxed.
so heavily. Do you think that maybe it should go the other way? Maybe New York should have to pay $9 to get into Jersey.
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Chapter 6: How might congestion pricing impact the MTA and city transportation improvements?
Absolutely not. Nobody wants to go to Jersey unless they have to. You need cars.
Yeah, because cars are very important. Because as a New Yorker, how else are you going to get where you need to be besides the subway or the bus or a bike or like a pedicab or the horse-drawn carriage, scooters? Segways, mower blades are in again. Solo wheels, piggyback rides, you know, some nice walking, walking with a purpose. Yeah, yeah, we need more options, you know?
They need the money for the MTA. It's supposedly raised $15 billion a year. So, you know, I definitely feel okay. to the city doing this.
Chapter 7: What do New Yorkers think about safety and cleanliness on public transit?
What type of improvements would be made to the MTA? Regular service that's completely reliable.
Teleportation. Teleportation is actually way more likely than the regular service.
The first thing I would love to fix is that we have lights everywhere. I don't have to be afraid to walk in a dark tunnel when I get off of work at night. Okay. I would also like to have them have some people maybe help the people that I see walking around naked.
I'm very sorry about that. That was me, and that was a hot day. I mean, maybe they could use some of that money to put some Glade plug-ins in the subway cars. That'd be a huge improvement right there.
I'm guessing because of the crime rate in the subway, it's probably not the number one priority, is my guess.
But if I'm being mugged on the subway, and it also stinks, that's two bad things happening to me at the same time. I want to get robbed somewhere clean. Yeah, I think hygiene is important. One of my biggest hopes is that with less cars, with less congestion, right, it'll make Eric Adams trying to get away from the feds.
a much cooler chase.
We're talking like born supremacy level chase. So I mean, less cars means less noise. Who would've thought with less noise I can finally hear jackhammers, I can hear sirens, I can hear like and screams and stuff.
Somebody sees me. That's showing love in New York, saying you. So I walk around, I say you to this camera, you, that's showing love.
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Chapter 8: Which male celebrity endorsements could influence voters like Taylor Swift does for women?
Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris was a boom for her campaign with women. But a lot of people say she still needs to do better with men. So I'm here outside one of the bastions of masculinity, a gym, to talk to real men about which celebrity endorsement would move the needle for them. Hopefully, I don't get mistaken for Terry Crews.
What celebrity endorsement carries the weight for you that like a Taylor Swift would carry for women? Um, do they have to be alive or? Alive would help. Alive is probably one of the most important things that they could be. Because the first thing I'd say was Prince. If Prince came back from the dead and was like, my man, you gotta vote for Kamala, would that move the needle for you? Absolutely.
Okay. I don't know why. Why? Because you just saw a ghost? Yeah. What about some non-paranormal endorsements? Is there a male celebrity that would make you vote for Kamala Harris? Kendrick Lamar. Maybe LeBron. He's a big guy. I feel like LeBron can move the needle a little bit. Okay. Probably Travis Scott. Travis Scott. Those celebs were so 2024. How about some throwbacks?
I would say Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning. Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders. And Celine Dion.
That's my girl, you know what I mean? Celine Dion. Yes. So everyone that you've mentioned. Yes. And Celine Dion. Yes. And it doesn't matter to you that she's Canadian. No, it doesn't matter. So what male celebrity endorsement would move the needle for you?
Probably Michael Jai White. Michael Jai White, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, and why is that? He works out, I work out. You know, I don't have to sit down and like really think for myself.
Look at the issues, look at the candidates, and then maybe if Michael Jai White.
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