Conan O'Brien

No, you are very funny.

You're one of the funniest people I know.

And yet, you seem grounded.

And I don't know how to do that.

I mean, this guy, he is of the earth.

He seems like he's got it all together.

He seems like he emotionally wants for nothing.

That doesn't seem fair.

I mean, yeah, I get some chops, but...

But I'm constantly wracked with these roiling seas inside me.

We don't need you to talk during this part.

In fact, you don't have to be here for this.

You're just here to get it started and then I do the rest.

Have you listened to the podcast?

It's pretty much me yammering and yammering.

I'll be serious for a second, and then we'll go back to my one-man show.

You are hilariously funny and then very... I'm hard-pressed to think of anybody who's been less altered by success.

You just seem like if all of it went away tomorrow, you'd be very happy and contained doing whatever you're doing, and I love that about you.

But I remember at the height of hangover mania, I was went to some event someplace and there are a bunch of might have been like on Hollywood Boulevard or I had to go into some event and there were all these people outside the venue.

There was like a Spider-Man and there was a Superman, whatever, a Batman.