Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
This might be the best two-word opener I've ever seen.
It's brilliant.
Because whoever wrote this, it wasn't me.
I wish it was me.
But credit where credit's due.
It's brilliant because it's a role play, which women love.
But it also hits at a deeper truth, which is that most openers are generic.
Every woman can relate to that.
So this girl, this woman is thinking, finally a self-aware guy who gets it and who's fun.
It's like if How's Your Day was Checkers, this opener is 4D chess.
So feel free to give that a try.
It's a bit meta, but women who like a little meta self-aware humor, man, I think this will work well.
Okay, moving on.
The next one is a shocking one word opener.
It's simply head question mark.
And what makes this even more shocking, cringeworthy is I'm just finding the screenshot here.
Head question mark as in head question.
And she writes back, I'm literally the most DTF chick on this app, but you need to at least say hello first.
Rude AF.
And on Christmas morning.