Connell Barrett
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Podcast Appearances
So he sent this on Christmas morning.
On Christmas effing morning.
In the immortal words of Shakespeare,
What the fuck, dude?
This was obviously mortifying.
So this guy woke up on Christmas morning and he thought, you know what?
You know what goes really well with eggnog?
Being with my family, Christmas carols, asking a stranger for oral sex.
So damn, that one dropped my jaw when I saw it.
Okay, next.
Here's the next opener.
I'm terrible at the dating apps, but I wanted to say hi.
Okay, this one gets a meh from me.
I tell my clients, don't start with an apology.
Don't apologize.
Don't say you're terrible at this.
What if your surgeon said, I'm terrible at removing gallbladders?
What if the pilot came on at the beginning of the flight and said, hey, I'm terrible at flying, guys.
Wish me luck.
Actually, they probably do say that on Spirit Airlines.