Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
No good.
No good.
All right, here's the next one.
If you were mine, I wouldn't let you out of the house without a collar and leash.
Sir, this is a dating app, not a Petco.
This one is definitely mortifying.
This is mortifyingly bad, but funny, but very funny.
Okay, we're in the homestretch now.
Let's go through a few more of these.
Hey, how's your week treating you so far?
Major meh.
Does he really care how her week is?
Or is he just reaching for something, anything?
So if your opener could be sent to anyone, it'll resonate with no one.
Something to keep in mind.
Here's a good fix for this one, by the way.
Rather than how is your week going, find a more creative way to ask her the same basic question.
You might write something like, hey, how is your week going on a scale of 1 to 10?
Even that is a little bit different than women are used to hearing.
or I used to use this one a lot, I would come up with a different funny way to say one to 10.