Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Here's what not to do.
Again, I'm at a Whole Foods, different situation, different woman.
I see this woman in the oranges section.
And I'm thinking, okay, beautiful woman shopping for oranges.
What's my perfect line?
I thought about some perfect opener.
I thought it was perfect.
Some line about, hey, do you know what rhymes with gorgeous?
Oranges.
Just so bad.
Anyway, I think of the so-called perfect line.
I walk over, I reach for an orange.
I pull it out of the stack of oranges there and 12 oranges kind of like tumble loose and tumble all over my feet and her feet.
It was hilarious.
It was so bad.
It was hilarious.
And so I just say the first thing that enters my head at that point, I say, gravity sucks, doesn't it?
And she loved that.
She loved the story.
We ended up going on a date.