Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
What's my perfect line?
I thought about some perfect opener.
I thought it was perfect.
Some line about, hey, do you know what rhymes with gorgeous?
Oranges.
Just so bad.
Anyway, I think of the so-called perfect line.
I walk over, I reach for an orange.
I pull it out of the stack of oranges there and 12 oranges kind of like tumble loose and tumble all over my feet and her feet.
It was hilarious.
It was so bad.
It was hilarious.
And so I just say the first thing that enters my head at that point, I say, gravity sucks, doesn't it?
And she loved that.
She loved the story.
We ended up going on a date.
And on our first date, she brought me an orange.
The lesson here is say the first thing that you think of, not the perfect thing.
Let it be perfectly imperfect.
So moving toward the wrap up here, if you are wondering, okay, but what do I say next?