Connell Barrett
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Because there's a pretty blonde woman sitting in that booth.
And I say, hey, I'm back, hotness.
Only to look up and see a baffled blonde sitting across from me who is not my date.
I had sat in the wrong booth, catty corner to the actual booth with Laura.
And I just saw, oh, pretty blonde.
I'll sit there.
And my face turns red.
And she's looking baffled.
And I'm embarrassed.
And then seconds later, her boyfriend appears at the booth.
He probably just got back from the bar.
And he gives me a look that says, what the fuck?
What's going on here?
So I apologized.
I said, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I sat in the wrong booth.
And I go back.
Meanwhile, Laura is at our actual table, gleefully watching this disaster movie unfold.
She may as well have been sitting there eating popcorn in the front row of a movie.
She loved it.