Connor

Like, the ex-girlfriend is now dating a 40-year-old Hare Krishna meth addict.

Um...

And then, so they broke up, and Jay thought he needed to find himself.

So he, like, walked around in the desert for six weeks with, like, minimal food and water and then came back.

He just walks up the driveway, and he'd walked, like, halfway across Massachusetts.

And he was only...

like subsisting off of literally roadkill and beer that was his entire diet keep going this is like this is like crazy shit like you told me this and i lost it i'm like waiting for it to become paranormal but it's already weird enough but keep going yeah yeah

Well, he had a whole religious philosophy, sort of, where he was God and was doing the devil's work.

So there was a good amount of magic with that.

This kind of put a damper on the paranormal aspirations because the cult that was going to be formed with him wasn't formed because of this.

So yeah, he comes back and he keeps talking to Alice.

He's like, I really want to kill your neighbor's goat.

And she's like, no, that's my neighbor's goat.

Don't do that.

And he says it constantly for two days and then leaves.

Why does he want to kill the goat?

Um, so the ultimate goal was so that he could take the blood and put it in a necklace that he'd made so it would bring him closer to Satan.

Okay.

So he got a ride back to where he was from, and then he was just on the loose for a few days, going into people's houses.

He went into someone from his high school's house and was like, hey, finish carving this pentagram on my shoulder.