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ZM's Bree & Clint

ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd May 2026

22 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What petty thing did your ex do after the breakup?

0.638 - 4.223 Clint

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-dada.

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4.404 - 8.931 Brian

It's ZM's Brian Clint Podcast. ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC.

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12.876 - 21.87 Bree

Oh, my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original ZM's Brian Clint.

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22.711 - 29.939 Brian

Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Friday. God, I just went outside. You can really smell that hotel that's on fire.

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30.72 - 31.08 Unknown

Really?

31.16 - 50.285 Brian

Whereabouts is it? It's the Doubletree by Hilton Hotel. I've never been to this hotel before. For the love of God, please tell me it's not the convention centre again. No, so I went outside. Exactly. I went outside and you know in winter and you're like... ah, lovely, I can smell somebody's fire. It's kind of that nice smell when you go outside.

50.685 - 69.393 Brian

And then I realised, no, no, we're in the middle of Auckland CBD. Nobody has their fireplace on. Yeah, I don't know how many chimneys are on a high-rise building. No, it's a building. Yeah, but thank God it's not the convention centre again. Thank God. Do you remember that day the Sky City Convention Centre caught fire? Do you remember the day? Yes. It was crazy, eh?

70.035 - 91.001 Brian

Because we're like so close to it. Yeah, it's across the road from us. Literally across the road. We could see the flames. We could see the smoke. You could almost feel the heat. And then last year, the New World up the road from us caught fire. What does all these things have in common? Aucklanders need to do a firewise course. And at the very least, check the batteries in their smoke alarms.

91.162 - 108.698 Brian

Yep, and check your fire extinguishers aren't out of date. Yeah, and stop smoking inside. It's 2026, for God's sake. Fun show on the way, Deal or Reveal Olivia Deen edition. We're doing the very first one of these at four o'clock with Banker Bryn. Yeah, so here's the deal.

Chapter 2: What surprise did Bree receive during the episode?

247.739 - 250.266 Unknown

No, I'm not that type of person. Oh, good boy.

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250.286 - 277.717 Brian

Good man. All right, you're buzzers tradie. Christine, you're buzzers lady. First of three correct answers gets $30 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. Wait, he's 22 and he's lost all of his demerits four times. Once a year. Once a year. Far out, Connor. Okay, we move on to question one. Like a badge of honour. Holy smokes. Okay, here we go. Which body organ filters blood in humans? Trudy.

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277.957 - 280.702 Brian

Yes, Connor. Your heart. No.

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281.824 - 282.325 Bree

That pumps the blood.

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282.345 - 313.131 Brian

It pumps it around. Christine. Christine. Your brain? No. It's the kidneys is what we were looking for, the kidneys. Of course, of course. Of course. Of course. We move on to question number two. Who is the lead singer of the band Maroon 5? Cody. Yes, Connor. Pass. Worth a shot. Christine. It's Adam. Yeah, what's his last name? Is it Levine? It is Adam Levine.

313.391 - 313.492 Bree

Yeah.

313.552 - 325.958 Brian

No relation to Avril. I didn't know you guys were on first name basis, Christine. Oh, we are. Totally are. Yeah, yeah. One to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.

Chapter 3: How far should you be able to run based on your age?

329.124 - 347.054 Brian

Christine. Black Eyed Peas. It is the Black Eyed Peas. Well done. We move on to question four. You need this one, Connor, to stay in it. Question number four. Name the 2009 film starring Bradley Cooper, which is about four friends on a stag do gone wrong.

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347.575 - 348.356 Unknown

Yes, Christine.

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350.74 - 351.681 Brian

The Hot Tub Time Machine.

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351.741 - 353.464 Unknown

No, it's not. Oh, my God.

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354.203 - 365.277 Brian

I'll finish the question and, Connor, you get a free shot. Name the 2000 film starring Bradley Cooper about four friends on a stag do gone wrong in Las Vegas. The Hangover.

365.297 - 366.639 Unknown

The Hangover.

366.659 - 386.344 Brian

It is The Hangover. He's got one. No demerit points, but he got a tradie versus lady point. Well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. What was the name of Adele's debut album? Was it 16, 19 or 21? Lady. Christine. 21. No. Connor? What?

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19. Yes.

388.287 - 403.711 Brian

It was 19. Comeback is on. 21 was the second one. 21 was the second album. All right, we move on to question six. What is the name of New Zealand's national airline? Ready? Connor. Air New Zealand.

Chapter 4: What is Fridayoke and how does it work?

422.814 - 423.615 Unknown

So unlucky.

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423.776 - 429.683 Brian

It was a really good game, though. Great game. Do you want to shout out to the kids, Christine? I can hear them there.

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430.805 - 434.369 Clint

Oh, hi. Say hi. Hi. Hi, kids. Hi, guys.

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435.511 - 438.615 Unknown

I'll give a shout out to my apprentice right here, too. Say hi. Hi. Hi.

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440.536 - 460.882 Brian

Is he your child, is he, Connor? Yeah, something like that. Good on you, Connor. 50 bucks. We'll get it out to you, mate. Well done. Tradies, go to 36. Ladies on 40. ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Do you know this about me, that I am a fiend for a Guinness World Record? Yeah. God, who, us millennials, that was like the book to have.

460.903 - 482.997 Brian

Yeah, yeah, that was the true sign of success, which is crazy that you love Guinness World Records and you've had a career in radio for 15 years and you don't have a Guinness World Record. Yeah, I do. Do you? It's not official, but remember when I stuck all those matchsticks up my nose? Oh, yeah. And... We've got to get that verified. Remember when I gleeked across the radio table?

482.977 - 494.549 Brian

Oh, that's right. So technically, I've got two. And how many grapes did you fit in your mouth that time? Like 50-something? Something like that. True. I reckon that'd be close. True. I reckon we should get one of the Guinness books.

494.569 - 495.39 Bree

Can we get one of the guys?

495.41 - 506.261 Brian

We've got to get you verified. Yeah, I want to get the certificate. Yeah, you should get it. Someone who does have it, I came across a whopper of a Guinness World Record. Do you want to hear about it?

Chapter 5: Who are the artists featured in today's Fridayoke?

506.822 - 534.52 Brian

This one is from the 17th century. Okay. Did they ever get a Book of World Records in the 17th century? No, but I think they've awarded it. Posthumously? Once, you know. Can you do that? I think so, yeah. Okay. Well, I don't believe anyone's beaten this woman. Right. It's a woman named Valentina Vasilyev. She's a Russian woman. And between the years of 1725, right, and 1765. 40 years.

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535.021 - 570.904 Brian

She gave birth to a total. Yeah. Of 69 children. No. No, sorry, no, that's not okay. She did. That's not, no, that's not okay. She holds the world record for the most births from one single woman. 69? So this is how it came about. In 40 years? Yes. So I know you're crunching the numbers. I'll stop you there. She had 16 pairs of twins, which is 32 children. Which is crazy on its own. Ridiculous.

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She had seven sets of triplets.

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They'll boost your numbers. And, which is 21 children, the seven sets of triplets. Yeah. And she had four sets of quintuplets. That's bonkers. Most people, if you were told you were having quintuplets, you'd be terrified and a bit upset about it. But if your goal is to break the Guinness World Records of most births per woman, you probably look at quintuplets and you go, oh. Sweet. Good deal.

603.765 - 622.705 Brian

Saved me a couple of births. I don't know if she was going for the world record. I haven't done enough research about her, but I'm interested to know, like, what makes you want to have that many children? Well, everyone's got their thing. I've got all those All Blacks jerseys. It's not the same. No, everyone's got their thing.

Chapter 6: What are the details about the new music streaming app Loom?

623.446 - 645.538 Brian

What, you say she was like... She's a collector. She was like Ash Ketchum, but with babies. Well, you know, once you realise you're good at something, She was obviously amazing at it. Double down, yeah. Not that it matters, but all to the same baby daddy? I haven't done that research. Don't know, yeah. Could be. Yeah, could well be. Yeah, could well be.

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Or it couldn't be to 69 baby daddies, could it? No, well, there's heaps of twins and triplets. God, I'd love to work out how many times she was pregnant. Yeah.

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658.19 - 682.651 Brian

Well, I think she had what says here 27 separate labours. Yeah, right. Well, there's your number. 27. That's a lot of labour. We're not going to break the world record for most births per woman this afternoon. Or maybe someone is out there that had 70 babies. Maybe we are. We want to know if you have a huge family though. Yeah. Do you have heaps of brothers and sisters?

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682.711 - 705.778 Brian

Like when you tell people, I've got this many siblings, people are like, whoa. I always used to tell people about my nan who was one of 14. Yeah, that's big. And back in the day... That's big. That was big, but I don't actually think it was, like, out of the ordinary. To give you context, my nan, a measly one of nine. Oh, how lazy was your great-grandma? So lazy. What was she doing?

706.899 - 729.541 Brian

Obviously put her feet up. That's nine kids to the same woman. Yeah. My nan, 14 kids to the same woman. Mm-hmm. What have you got for us, New Zealand? Yeah, how big is your fan band? What numbers are you putting up? Yeah. The more impressed, the more recent it was. Yeah, like if you're... 14 kids in the early 1900s. I mean, I'm not taking anything away from my great-grandma. Was more common.

729.941 - 737.693 Brian

Like if you're calling me now, if you're in your 20s or 30s and you've got 13 brothers and sisters, holy smokes.

Chapter 7: How does Loom differ from other streaming services?

737.913 - 766.361 Brian

Less. If you call us now and you're pregnant with your eighth child. Wow. Cor blimey. Wow. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Do you come from a huge family? Someone said, how in the 1700s did she survive that many births? It is a great question. And someone else said, so no pelvic floor at all then? There goes her trampolining career. Yeah, sadly she did have to give up the trampoline.

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No, she just had to wear the Depends when she trampolined. Don't let anything stand in the way. Don't let 27 births and 69 children stand between you and your dreams, okay? You can do anything. That depends. All right, let's talk to people. That's what I said, Depends. Yeah, that's what I said. I said it depends. Yeah, that's what you need. Let's talk to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you?

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791.708 - 814.438 Brian

Do you come from a large family? Yes. How many are we talking, Sarah? I'm the youngest of eight. You are the youngest of eight? Yes. And how old are you, if you don't mind us asking? I'm 39. What? Okay, so you're young, you're the youngest, and how many boys, how many girls? There's four of each. Your family had four boys and four girls in the 90s.

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814.992 - 826.646 Christine

No, 80s. 80s. Were you really poor? They obviously didn't have a TV. Nice, Sarah.

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826.746 - 827.467 Brian

So true.

827.487 - 828.068 Christine

Thank you, Sarah.

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Christine is here. Hi, Christine. Hi, Christine. Hi. You're from a big family as well. You've got a lot of siblings.

Chapter 8: What nostalgic item did Bree receive as a surprise?

834.595 - 837.419 Christine

I do. I am one of nine.

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838.08 - 856.007 Brian

And how old are you, Christine? I'm 32. And whereabouts do you fit in the line-up? I am the second oldest. Second oldest. That's crazy. And the youngest is one. No, no, stop. The youngest is one? Yeah. Wait, so you've got a brother or sister that's one?

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856.047 - 859.433 Unknown

Yeah, so I'm just my youngest two children.

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And you've got seven brothers and sisters in between that one-year-old?

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864.419 - 867.945 Christine

Uh, yes. Wait, wait. Six in between.

868.105 - 870.148 Brian

Yeah. And then one's older than me.

870.168 - 871.43 Clint

Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

871.571 - 877.28 Brian

Is the sibling that you've got that's one year old, are they full sibling to you? Half.

877.841 - 879.784 Unknown

Half. Okay. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay.

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