Courtney Miller
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Because I'm like... Babe, you haven't touched your meatloaf. You just keep looking at the paper mache that you're making. Yeah, no.
Because I'm like... Babe, you haven't touched your meatloaf. You just keep looking at the paper mache that you're making. Yeah, no.
This is not real. What in the fucking Disney Channel 2005 shit is this?
This is not real. What in the fucking Disney Channel 2005 shit is this?
That's the end of the relationship. I'm going to let you cool down and I'm going to go have sex with these guys.
That's the end of the relationship. I'm going to let you cool down and I'm going to go have sex with these guys.
You're like, it's been two years. Like, you can't take a joke. He's like, well, he can't take jokes. And you guys are like really trying to communicate. And a gorilla comes in and starts humping your couch. And you're like, look at this. I can't live like this. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard. If like a fucking guy's like and you're like trying to have a real argument, oh my god.
You're like, it's been two years. Like, you can't take a joke. He's like, well, he can't take jokes. And you guys are like really trying to communicate. And a gorilla comes in and starts humping your couch. And you're like, look at this. I can't live like this. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard. If like a fucking guy's like and you're like trying to have a real argument, oh my god.
It's kind of so funny.
It's kind of so funny.
The idea that they're like, oh my God, this relationship's hard. Ding dong. Man and a girl. Doorbell, first of all. Yeah. Hilarious.
The idea that they're like, oh my God, this relationship's hard. Ding dong. Man and a girl. Doorbell, first of all. Yeah. Hilarious.
Okay, so you go through the front, and you start humping the shit out of their fireplace. I have the honey baked. I'll go through the back and stick it out. Like, what?
Okay, so you go through the front, and you start humping the shit out of their fireplace. I have the honey baked. I'll go through the back and stick it out. Like, what?
And it's her parents. He paid $100 for Chad. These two just need a date. I'm sorry. Declan and OP, just go out on a date and stop spending money on stupid shit. Like your friend in a fucking costume humping a bed. It's crazy.
And it's her parents. He paid $100 for Chad. These two just need a date. I'm sorry. Declan and OP, just go out on a date and stop spending money on stupid shit. Like your friend in a fucking costume humping a bed. It's crazy.
Here we go. She ate that bagel.
Here we go. She ate that bagel.