Craig Burley

And your big, bad captain is continuing to make mistakes.

Is that going to continue this weekend against a pretty good Newcastle side?

What do you think, Naidam?

I also wanted to talk about Chelsea West Ham.

But that's taken us over the 33 minutes you told me.

I'm only joking.

What happens in these situations?

Because I've been in it.

It's not when you want to leave Real Madrid.

He won't want to go.

Maybe he does want to go to the Premier League at some point, but when you're at Real Madrid in Barcelona, why does he want to go to the Premier League?

As if it's some sort of holy grail.

Still got to go to Bunley away and all those grounds.

You know yourself, what will happen here if fortunes don't tum is that the president will pull him upstairs, promise him a king's ransom, tell him he's sacking this, that and the next thing, and he's going to go and bring in this player, that player and that player.

So they'll just promise him that they're going to go and build everything around him just to make him happy.

Who would you have if you were building a team tomorrow?

Mbappe or Haaland?

If I was... For the long term, I mean, I would have Mbappe at the moment.

That's a lot of different questions.

Let's address a couple of things.