Craig Ferguson

the i i'm looking he's buying cars i'll bring a trailer and facebook marketplace this guy's a dirtbag and the show i i thought you were it's like 50 million dollars yeah never mind that but i bought i got i bought a fucking airstream trailer on facebook i love that i love an airstream no i tell you this is a great fucking story so i go on airstream and i'm like first of all he's crazy

I'm like, this is fucking beautiful. No, because Matthew McConaughey has Airstream. But I don't think he got them on Facebook. So I see this and I call up the guy and he's like, I'm not going down on the price list. I never asked you. And I go and see this guy. I won't tell you what state he's in, but he's living by a lake on an easy, a lazy boy.

I'm like, this is fucking beautiful. No, because Matthew McConaughey has Airstream. But I don't think he got them on Facebook. So I see this and I call up the guy and he's like, I'm not going down on the price list. I never asked you. And I go and see this guy. I won't tell you what state he's in, but he's living by a lake on an easy, a lazy boy.

I'm like, this is fucking beautiful. No, because Matthew McConaughey has Airstream. But I don't think he got them on Facebook. So I see this and I call up the guy and he's like, I'm not going down on the price list. I never asked you. And I go and see this guy. I won't tell you what state he's in, but he's living by a lake on an easy, a lazy boy.

You know, he has a lazy boy outdoors on the lake and he. He has a trailer that he lives in and the Airstream trailer. And so I buy the Airstream trailer. But he says to me, I'm selling it because I've retired. I used to be a nuclear engineer. And whenever I was working at a nuclear plant, there's never any fucking hotels. It's because nobody wants to put a hotel next to a nuclear power plant.

You know, he has a lazy boy outdoors on the lake and he. He has a trailer that he lives in and the Airstream trailer. And so I buy the Airstream trailer. But he says to me, I'm selling it because I've retired. I used to be a nuclear engineer. And whenever I was working at a nuclear plant, there's never any fucking hotels. It's because nobody wants to put a hotel next to a nuclear power plant.

You know, he has a lazy boy outdoors on the lake and he. He has a trailer that he lives in and the Airstream trailer. And so I buy the Airstream trailer. But he says to me, I'm selling it because I've retired. I used to be a nuclear engineer. And whenever I was working at a nuclear plant, there's never any fucking hotels. It's because nobody wants to put a hotel next to a nuclear power plant.

Sure, all right. So he has this nice Airstream trailer. And it's great. But I took it home. But at night... Fucking lights up. I'm sure it is. It's all that radiation.

Sure, all right. So he has this nice Airstream trailer. And it's great. But I took it home. But at night... Fucking lights up. I'm sure it is. It's all that radiation.

Sure, all right. So he has this nice Airstream trailer. And it's great. But I took it home. But at night... Fucking lights up. I'm sure it is. It's all that radiation.

Yeah. We had a goldfish called Goldie. Okay. Fair enough.

Yeah. We had a goldfish called Goldie. Okay. Fair enough.

Yeah. We had a goldfish called Goldie. Okay. Fair enough.

This one lived to be nine. You had nine... A nine-year-old goldfish? Jesus Christ. It was like, I mean, and... Did you keep him in the airstream? Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what as well. That, when that fish died, it was fucking delicious.

This one lived to be nine. You had nine... A nine-year-old goldfish? Jesus Christ. It was like, I mean, and... Did you keep him in the airstream? Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what as well. That, when that fish died, it was fucking delicious.

This one lived to be nine. You had nine... A nine-year-old goldfish? Jesus Christ. It was like, I mean, and... Did you keep him in the airstream? Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what as well. That, when that fish died, it was fucking delicious.

No, no. We had dogs. We had a very aggressive West Highland Terrier that bit a kid outside the supermarket and went to live on the farm. And then... We had a guinea pig called Olga that lived for a long time as well. Guinea pig? In the house? Yeah. Yeah, but not like roaming free in the house. Like in a cage. Not like, oh, a guinea pig. Oh, children, that's not a rat.

No, no. We had dogs. We had a very aggressive West Highland Terrier that bit a kid outside the supermarket and went to live on the farm. And then... We had a guinea pig called Olga that lived for a long time as well. Guinea pig? In the house? Yeah. Yeah, but not like roaming free in the house. Like in a cage. Not like, oh, a guinea pig. Oh, children, that's not a rat.

No, no. We had dogs. We had a very aggressive West Highland Terrier that bit a kid outside the supermarket and went to live on the farm. And then... We had a guinea pig called Olga that lived for a long time as well. Guinea pig? In the house? Yeah. Yeah, but not like roaming free in the house. Like in a cage. Not like, oh, a guinea pig. Oh, children, that's not a rat.

On that vacation. Jesus Christ. What, in New York? In Smithtown. Whoa. My cousins say, hey, do you want to go and see a rock and roll show? I'm like, yes, please. So they take me to see a band called Blue Oyster Cult.