Craig Ferguson
speaker
270 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 13 Jun
Craig Ferguson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Go to the store, yeah.
No, I do it. I will go to the store and do that stuff.
Yeah, I tell you, I will be honest with this, because Whole Foods, I get what we're looking at with Whole Foods, but I will say this. Touring, as long as I've been touring in the U.S., Whole Foods changed the fucking game. Because there used to be, like, if you could find a Cracker Barrel, that was it when you were on the road. And look, no disrespect to Cracker Barrel. Some of their gravy is...
It's okay. But the Whole Foods thing, you could always get something to eat in most towns. And that's a big little bar thing that they do.
I do now. I'm 63 in a couple of weeks. I don't know if you can see, I went to a dermatologist. I know that doesn't make me garbage. I went to a dermatologist, and they had to burn off little bits of pre-cancerous shit and all that. I'm doing that now.
We do it out there. We don't have health insurance.
I put it in the fridge. My wife puts it on the counter. Okay. All right.
Again, I would go for fridge. Actually, no. Other way around. My wife puts ketchup in the fridge. I like the ketchup to be room temperature. Okay. Like Beaujolais.
Some of the recent Beaujolais, I beg to differ.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
No, I don't do that. My kids do that, and I suspect my wife does that, but I do not do that. All right. Especially, I don't know. I think, like, peeing and brushing your teeth at the same time, it's kind of like doing that thing. You know what I mean? That's a classy answer. You don't have to do them at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not every day, but I do floss.
Yeah, I try to, yeah.
I love the rotisserie chicken. I will buy the warm rotisserie chicken and get home. It's always a bit of a dash to get home because you get the warm rotisserie chicken, but you've also got the fudgesicles, which are getting colder. You can't have the tuna next to the rotisserie chicken. But I like to get home before the rotisserie chicken is tepid. I don't want it tepid. Yeah, it changes.
It coagulates a little bit. It's not the same. Once the gravy gets a gel to it, it's tough.
I don't really eat the steak anymore. But when I would eat it, I'd go well. Well.
It's a dirtbag in him.
Oh, I like fudgesicles.
Yeah, fudgesicles.
Holy shit, you're speaking my language, sir. That's right. That's how I fucking live. Holy shit.
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