Craig Ferguson

Yeah. We had a goldfish called Goldie. Okay. Fair enough.

Yeah. We had a goldfish called Goldie. Okay. Fair enough.

This one lived to be nine. You had nine... A nine-year-old goldfish? Jesus Christ. It was like, I mean, and... Did you keep him in the airstream? Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what as well. That, when that fish died, it was fucking delicious.

This one lived to be nine. You had nine... A nine-year-old goldfish? Jesus Christ. It was like, I mean, and... Did you keep him in the airstream? Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what as well. That, when that fish died, it was fucking delicious.

This one lived to be nine. You had nine... A nine-year-old goldfish? Jesus Christ. It was like, I mean, and... Did you keep him in the airstream? Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what as well. That, when that fish died, it was fucking delicious.

No, no. We had dogs. We had a very aggressive West Highland Terrier that bit a kid outside the supermarket and went to live on the farm. And then... We had a guinea pig called Olga that lived for a long time as well. Guinea pig? In the house? Yeah. Yeah, but not like roaming free in the house. Like in a cage. Not like, oh, a guinea pig. Oh, children, that's not a rat.

No, no. We had dogs. We had a very aggressive West Highland Terrier that bit a kid outside the supermarket and went to live on the farm. And then... We had a guinea pig called Olga that lived for a long time as well. Guinea pig? In the house? Yeah. Yeah, but not like roaming free in the house. Like in a cage. Not like, oh, a guinea pig. Oh, children, that's not a rat.

No, no. We had dogs. We had a very aggressive West Highland Terrier that bit a kid outside the supermarket and went to live on the farm. And then... We had a guinea pig called Olga that lived for a long time as well. Guinea pig? In the house? Yeah. Yeah, but not like roaming free in the house. Like in a cage. Not like, oh, a guinea pig. Oh, children, that's not a rat.

On that vacation. Jesus Christ. What, in New York? In Smithtown. Whoa. My cousins say, hey, do you want to go and see a rock and roll show? I'm like, yes, please. So they take me to see a band called Blue Oyster Cult.

On that vacation. Jesus Christ. What, in New York? In Smithtown. Whoa. My cousins say, hey, do you want to go and see a rock and roll show? I'm like, yes, please. So they take me to see a band called Blue Oyster Cult.

On that vacation. Jesus Christ. What, in New York? In Smithtown. Whoa. My cousins say, hey, do you want to go and see a rock and roll show? I'm like, yes, please. So they take me to see a band called Blue Oyster Cult.

And I smelled this. Was it a big venue, small venue? It was a big venue. I felt like it was big. Yeah. It would have been huge by then. Yeah. So Blue Oyster Cult, 1975, somewhere in the Smithtown region of Long Island. I don't know where.

And I smelled this. Was it a big venue, small venue? It was a big venue. I felt like it was big. Yeah. It would have been huge by then. Yeah. So Blue Oyster Cult, 1975, somewhere in the Smithtown region of Long Island. I don't know where.

And I smelled this. Was it a big venue, small venue? It was a big venue. I felt like it was big. Yeah. It would have been huge by then. Yeah. So Blue Oyster Cult, 1975, somewhere in the Smithtown region of Long Island. I don't know where.

I don't know. It was some kind of incense or something. But I kind of was to smell that smell again, gentlemen. It occurred in my life again. And still to this day, when I'm riding my city bike around New York, I still get a whiff of it. Sure.

I don't know. It was some kind of incense or something. But I kind of was to smell that smell again, gentlemen. It occurred in my life again. And still to this day, when I'm riding my city bike around New York, I still get a whiff of it. Sure.

I don't know. It was some kind of incense or something. But I kind of was to smell that smell again, gentlemen. It occurred in my life again. And still to this day, when I'm riding my city bike around New York, I still get a whiff of it. Sure.

I was already drumming. Yeah, I was. But it was just in that kind of period for British kids. I mean, I think in America it was different, but it was just in that period just before punk rock kicked off.

I was already drumming. Yeah, I was. But it was just in that kind of period for British kids. I mean, I think in America it was different, but it was just in that period just before punk rock kicked off.

I was already drumming. Yeah, I was. But it was just in that kind of period for British kids. I mean, I think in America it was different, but it was just in that period just before punk rock kicked off.