Craig Ferguson

I'm not quite sure, but he... What do you got to do to the rag man to get a drum set? Yeah, well, he's a very attractive man, my brother. That's all I'm saying. He always has been. A lot of therapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he had his own... He kind of lost interest in it, and I just... Just around the house. Yeah, and I was just, like, batting all the time.

I'm not quite sure, but he... What do you got to do to the rag man to get a drum set? Yeah, well, he's a very attractive man, my brother. That's all I'm saying. He always has been. A lot of therapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he had his own... He kind of lost interest in it, and I just... Just around the house. Yeah, and I was just, like, batting all the time.

I'm not quite sure, but he... What do you got to do to the rag man to get a drum set? Yeah, well, he's a very attractive man, my brother. That's all I'm saying. He always has been. A lot of therapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he had his own... He kind of lost interest in it, and I just... Just around the house. Yeah, and I was just, like, batting all the time.

Or were they supportive? No. Yeah. Well... In a way, they were supportive in the sense that if I joined a band and then we started, like, rehearsing in, like, church basements and stuff like that, then my dad would get the drums into the Morris Oxford and drive me there. Okay.

Or were they supportive? No. Yeah. Well... In a way, they were supportive in the sense that if I joined a band and then we started, like, rehearsing in, like, church basements and stuff like that, then my dad would get the drums into the Morris Oxford and drive me there. Okay.

Or were they supportive? No. Yeah. Well... In a way, they were supportive in the sense that if I joined a band and then we started, like, rehearsing in, like, church basements and stuff like that, then my dad would get the drums into the Morris Oxford and drive me there. Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no. The guinea pig was dead, sadly. Also delicious. Oh, that's funny.

No, no. The guinea pig was dead, sadly. Also delicious. Oh, that's funny.

No, no. The guinea pig was dead, sadly. Also delicious. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, my visa ran out. I didn't want to get into trouble with immigration because I thought if I ever really want to come here, I don't want to fucking end up getting into trouble. So I left before my visa ran out. But there used to be, the first time I ever appeared on a stage, I mean, I started doing comedy back there later, but the first time I ever did comedy was a punk rock venue.

Yeah, my visa ran out. I didn't want to get into trouble with immigration because I thought if I ever really want to come here, I don't want to fucking end up getting into trouble. So I left before my visa ran out. But there used to be, the first time I ever appeared on a stage, I mean, I started doing comedy back there later, but the first time I ever did comedy was a punk rock venue.

Yeah, my visa ran out. I didn't want to get into trouble with immigration because I thought if I ever really want to come here, I don't want to fucking end up getting into trouble. So I left before my visa ran out. But there used to be, the first time I ever appeared on a stage, I mean, I started doing comedy back there later, but the first time I ever did comedy was a punk rock venue.

In London, they were having a festival of Scottish punk rock bands, and all these Cockney punks were there. I was about 18 or 19 years old, and I was the drummer in one of the bands, and the lead singer said, we have to change equipment between the bands, so you go out and be funny to these Cockney punks. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I had no background.

In London, they were having a festival of Scottish punk rock bands, and all these Cockney punks were there. I was about 18 or 19 years old, and I was the drummer in one of the bands, and the lead singer said, we have to change equipment between the bands, so you go out and be funny to these Cockney punks. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I had no background.

In London, they were having a festival of Scottish punk rock bands, and all these Cockney punks were there. I was about 18 or 19 years old, and I was the drummer in one of the bands, and the lead singer said, we have to change equipment between the bands, so you go out and be funny to these Cockney punks. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I had no background.

Stand-up comedy didn't exist in Britain then. It was only potatoes. That's all about it. And so I went out on the stage. I wore a kilt because I thought that would be funny and good. I was wearing a kilt and I tried to tell jokes and stuff.

Stand-up comedy didn't exist in Britain then. It was only potatoes. That's all about it. And so I went out on the stage. I wore a kilt because I thought that would be funny and good. I was wearing a kilt and I tried to tell jokes and stuff.