Craig Ferguson

So what happened was when I was 13 years old, we fly from Presswick in Scotland. It was a big airport, Scotland. Or, you know, an airport in Scotland. They've got a runway and a candy machine. And we fly on a DC-10, Laker Airlines. We land at JFK. So the first time I ever see anything outside of Scotland is I fucking land in New York City in 1975. That's crazy.

So what happened was when I was 13 years old, we fly from Presswick in Scotland. It was a big airport, Scotland. Or, you know, an airport in Scotland. They've got a runway and a candy machine. And we fly on a DC-10, Laker Airlines. We land at JFK. So the first time I ever see anything outside of Scotland is I fucking land in New York City in 1975. That's crazy.

So what happened was when I was 13 years old, we fly from Presswick in Scotland. It was a big airport, Scotland. Or, you know, an airport in Scotland. They've got a runway and a candy machine. And we fly on a DC-10, Laker Airlines. We land at JFK. So the first time I ever see anything outside of Scotland is I fucking land in New York City in 1975. That's crazy.

And I go to my cousins who live in Long Island, my Uncle James, my Aunt Susan, and their four kids. They live in Smithtown, Long Island. And I go there when I'm 13, and we go to a bowling alley. And I go to this bowl. I didn't even know what fucking bowl it was. Your mind is blown. I was fucking like, so you roll the ball towards the wee sticks, and the sticks fall over, and everybody cheers.

And I go to my cousins who live in Long Island, my Uncle James, my Aunt Susan, and their four kids. They live in Smithtown, Long Island. And I go there when I'm 13, and we go to a bowling alley. And I go to this bowl. I didn't even know what fucking bowl it was. Your mind is blown. I was fucking like, so you roll the ball towards the wee sticks, and the sticks fall over, and everybody cheers.

And I go to my cousins who live in Long Island, my Uncle James, my Aunt Susan, and their four kids. They live in Smithtown, Long Island. And I go there when I'm 13, and we go to a bowling alley. And I go to this bowl. I didn't even know what fucking bowl it was. Your mind is blown. I was fucking like, so you roll the ball towards the wee sticks, and the sticks fall over, and everybody cheers.

And they're like, yes. And I was doing it. And they said, try this. And they gave me a root beer. It was a root beer. That's it. I'm American. Root beer over crushed ice. And I was like, whatever the fuck this is, I'm in. And I swear to God, to this day, if I have the opportunity for root beer over crushed ice, I'm like, I hear the Star Spangled fucking banner. When I signed up for the Marines.

And they're like, yes. And I was doing it. And they said, try this. And they gave me a root beer. It was a root beer. That's it. I'm American. Root beer over crushed ice. And I was like, whatever the fuck this is, I'm in. And I swear to God, to this day, if I have the opportunity for root beer over crushed ice, I'm like, I hear the Star Spangled fucking banner. When I signed up for the Marines.

And they're like, yes. And I was doing it. And they said, try this. And they gave me a root beer. It was a root beer. That's it. I'm American. Root beer over crushed ice. And I was like, whatever the fuck this is, I'm in. And I swear to God, to this day, if I have the opportunity for root beer over crushed ice, I'm like, I hear the Star Spangled fucking banner. When I signed up for the Marines.

Oh, my God. How good is that? That's too funny. I never had anything like that. It was unbelievable. It was like when they gave sugar to native people and stuff. I was like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. How good is that? That's too funny. I never had anything like that. It was unbelievable. It was like when they gave sugar to native people and stuff. I was like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. How good is that? That's too funny. I never had anything like that. It was unbelievable. It was like when they gave sugar to native people and stuff. I was like, oh, my God.

Yeah, actually, there was. I remember my dad's cars, he had a Hellman. Oh, man, these are going to be great. A Hellman. A Hellman something. I don't know what it was. My grandpa had a Hellman Imp, which was like a smart car but with no engine.

Yeah, actually, there was. I remember my dad's cars, he had a Hellman. Oh, man, these are going to be great. A Hellman. A Hellman something. I don't know what it was. My grandpa had a Hellman Imp, which was like a smart car but with no engine.

Yeah, actually, there was. I remember my dad's cars, he had a Hellman. Oh, man, these are going to be great. A Hellman. A Hellman something. I don't know what it was. My grandpa had a Hellman Imp, which was like a smart car but with no engine.

And then it was kind of like a go-kart. It was like the ragman thing, but without the horse. It was just the car. And then there was a, we had a Morris Oxford.

And then it was kind of like a go-kart. It was like the ragman thing, but without the horse. It was just the car. And then there was a, we had a Morris Oxford.

And then it was kind of like a go-kart. It was like the ragman thing, but without the horse. It was just the car. And then there was a, we had a Morris Oxford.

Yeah, that's a good looking car. Look at that fucker up. About 1968 Morris Oxford. Ah, that's a sharp looking car right there. Yeah, it's a good car, right. And then we got a, fuck, there was one. I can't remember the name. Yeah, it's a good-looking car. Yeah, it's all right. It's great. I keep trying to find one. Do you guys ever go on bringatrailer.com or something like that?

Yeah, that's a good looking car. Look at that fucker up. About 1968 Morris Oxford. Ah, that's a sharp looking car right there. Yeah, it's a good car, right. And then we got a, fuck, there was one. I can't remember the name. Yeah, it's a good-looking car. Yeah, it's all right. It's great. I keep trying to find one. Do you guys ever go on bringatrailer.com or something like that?