Crater Wayne
speaker
198 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 13 Apr
Crater Wayne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I feel like Creator's pretty punctual.
So what you see is a seven foot six steam android.
Very tall, very broad shouldered, a very big menacing looking creature.
As you're looking at him more closely you'll see that he looks rather old where his bolts that are holding his limbs together are pretty rusted over at this point.
His torso is essentially the size of a boiler.
It's a large cylindrical shape with some blotchy black marks on it which makes it look like it's
has been burned over years and years and years, and he looks rather hot to the touch.
His head is most likely the size and general shape of a milk crate, and in there is two sunken LED lights for eyes that are giving off a faint blue color right now.
Golly.
Spicy.
Holy shit, this is swanky, bud.
But your your thinker is just fine, man.
You know, it's definitely not the most legal of jobs to be doing, but I do think that at the end of the day, this is probably going to help both you and I out more than you can really think.
I think at the end of the day, it's going to be a net positive.
And I don't know, man, like it's just some rich people like we're not really on their side, are we?
It has been a while, has it not?
I haven't really known this young gentleman for very long at this point, but I think he's going to be a trustworthy little guy for us.
Like, he's so loyal.
Look at his face.
A face like that could never betray us, right?
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