Cryptic County

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8,902 appearances 13 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 2d ago

Cryptic County’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 13 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 5.

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I try not to be hard on myself since I was only a kid, but I still mentally kick myself sometimes when I think about it. podcast-host

Thankfully it was a huge learning experience. podcast-host

So weird men in the woods, let's meet, because I'd love to deliver Maria's promise for you that time you tried to hurt one of my kids. podcast-host

This happened late in the summer of twenty fourteen, but I remember it clearly, even over ten years later. podcast-host

In the fall of the previous year, I had moved into an apartment with my boyfriend at the time. podcast-host

I was freshly eighteen, he was twenty two. podcast-host

He was a socially inept groomer. podcast-host

Let's call him Mike. podcast-host

Mike was always emotionally distant and strange. podcast-host

We had many shared interests, but he refused to let me have friends, make new friends, or just go out and enjoy me. podcast-host

Enjoy life in the city. podcast-host

I would invite him to concerts for bands that he liked and he would decline. podcast-host

I'd offer to introduce him to my friends, he'd decline. podcast-host

I'd go out to a show with some friends or hang out with my friends, and he would send me a word document. podcast-host

A deranged, poetic slight, describing every single fault of mine that he could discern. podcast-host

One time I smoked pot, and he compared me to Medea killing her children and podcast-host

When I say poetic I mean poetic, and when I say deranged, I really mean deranged. podcast-host

Naturally we broke up. podcast-host

A friend of mine found him on a dating website, and that was that. podcast-host

My parents helped me lug his stuff into a truck and took him and all his shit to his parents' house. podcast-host

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