Cryptic County
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9,425 appearances
14 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard yesterday
Cryptic County’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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As I mentioned in the beginning, I sort of automatically suppressed that memory pretty fast.
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I convinced myself that I had been dreaming and woke up without knowing it.
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Maybe I had been sleepwalking barefoot outside the tent and made a mess coming back in.
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Even though I have never sleepwalked.
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But I still don't know for sure what happened that night out in the forest during our yearly camping tradition.
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I'm a twenty seven year old male.
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This happened six months ago.
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My girlfriend was staying at her parents, so I was at the flat alone.
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At around three AM I was woken up by a loud slam.
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I quickly jolted up and saw my bedroom door was wide open.
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I then saw this bald man walk straight past my room and into the living room.
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I must have forgotten to lock the front door that night.
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Well, I jumped out of bed and immediately decided to stand in front of the front door.
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I figured, since there was only one way out, if he had taken anything, I could try and stop him.
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In my haste, I had also made the subconscious decision not to put any clothes on so I could get to the door quicker, so I was standing there completely naked.
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Anyway.
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This guy came stumbling back to the door.
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He had a handful of loose cans of Stella cradled in his arms, and
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He also had a half smoked cigarette in his mouth and a plastic shopping bag hanging from one of his hands.
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I asked what he was doing in my flat, to which he replied, I'm really sorry.
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