Cryptic County
speaker
8,902 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 2d ago
Cryptic County’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The adults at this elementary school were shockingly never present.
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I would see them when I showed up, but it was like they promptly noped the fuck out when we got there.
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Looking back, I really should have told someone, but at the time I didn't fully comprehend how neglectful they were.
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The head lady and a few others were actually arrested later on for embezzling money a few years after I quit.
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All this to say we needed a strong voice like Maria.
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We always let kids outside to play on the sunny days, and this week had been beautiful.
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It wasn't yet scorching like hot Georgia weather could often be, but during this week I had begun to notice something strange.
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There were woods surrounding our playground, and on the other side of the woods was a subdivision, so it wasn't weird to see people or families hiking through the woods near the playground.
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During this week, though, I had noticed the continued appearance of one older looking man,
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Seemingly in his fifties, bald, five foot eight, and probably about one hundred and sixty pounds, always dressed in stained clothing.
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But what set me on edge was the way that he walked.
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He would sneak through the woods incredibly slowly, almost like he was a devilish cartoon character.
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He'd never take his eyes off the children.
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I would nudge Alec, and we would watch him, but every day he'd come close without ever actually getting to the playground.
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Again, looking back, I wish I had told someone, but honestly, I felt like no one at the school even cared.
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I felt confident in my stupid teenage head, though, that I knew how to protect these kids.
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That is, until one warm Friday when I was playing with the little ones, I saw the man out of the corner of my eye.
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He was at the tree line, very close to the playground.
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I spun around in time to see him talking to one of the little girls, who he had managed to coax to the woodline next to him.
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I shot up as did Alec when he realized my panic.
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