Crystal Kung Minkoff

Because she co-whatever.

Because she co-whatever.

Because she co-whatever.

They're like, oh, who would sleep with Cynthia's ex-husbands? And, you know, Portia had the answers. Like, who's, like, whatever.

They're like, oh, who would sleep with Cynthia's ex-husbands? And, you know, Portia had the answers. Like, who's, like, whatever.

They're like, oh, who would sleep with Cynthia's ex-husbands? And, you know, Portia had the answers. Like, who's, like, whatever.

Even if I did come up with the name, the point is we're all in a position to be asked shady questions and we have to pick somebody.

Even if I did come up with the name, the point is we're all in a position to be asked shady questions and we have to pick somebody.

Even if I did come up with the name, the point is we're all in a position to be asked shady questions and we have to pick somebody.

With all the years I've been on Housewives, with all the shit I've been called, I would graciously take annoying. Like, that is such low-hanging fruit for me. I'm like, okay, good, we can move on. Like, I literally wouldn't even care.

With all the years I've been on Housewives, with all the shit I've been called, I would graciously take annoying. Like, that is such low-hanging fruit for me. I'm like, okay, good, we can move on. Like, I literally wouldn't even care.

With all the years I've been on Housewives, with all the shit I've been called, I would graciously take annoying. Like, that is such low-hanging fruit for me. I'm like, okay, good, we can move on. Like, I literally wouldn't even care.

Well, you were there. So do you feel like I came in too hot? Or do you feel like she came in too hot?

Well, you were there. So do you feel like I came in too hot? Or do you feel like she came in too hot?

Well, you were there. So do you feel like I came in too hot? Or do you feel like she came in too hot?

This is humble brag. All we do is sit and talk shit about ourselves all day.

This is humble brag. All we do is sit and talk shit about ourselves all day.

This is humble brag. All we do is sit and talk shit about ourselves all day.

We literally are the safest place for anyone to come on our show.

We literally are the safest place for anyone to come on our show.