Cynthia Bailey
speaker
450 appearances
9 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 11 May
Cynthia Bailey’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, of course. What do you think this is? No, you're right. Why do you think I came here today? You're right. You're right. All my kids are frozen in a cryo lab in Encino. Shut up. I know. You freaking put her in this costume with this freaking brown socks tight on her calves.
And I shouldn't throw the phone or I shouldn't put it under my shoe and squinch it because it makes me angry? No. Okay. You can eat it though. Oh, what's her name? River. This is rude. Are the people at home mad at us right now? Are they like, fucking who cares about your kid? Because I do.
Okay, good. Because you know how some people are like, everyone talks about their babies. I want a baby so bad that all I want to do is look at these socks and the way that they're too tight on her calves.
Oh, those people can fuck all the way off. We're talking about how babies, their wrists, they have rolls, and they look like there's a rubber band on their wrist.
You want to wear a skin suit? Yes. You want to wear a Nick skin suit? I do. I can't, I understand. Thank God, someone like me. I understand. I want to, I tell my- I'm claustrophobic. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, you're a good time, huh? Yeah.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I tell my boyfriend the ways that as I was falling asleep, the ways I thought about how I could kill him in his sleep because of cute. Yes. Yeah, I'm like, what if I punt you by the rib cage to the moon? What if I swallowed you whole? Correct. Yeah. It's like I bite my teeth. Me too. Yeah, it's too much.
Hmm. No, no, no. Isn't that Grimes' kid's name where it's just fucking letters?
She's like xylomarieriverred.com.
You know, I don't approve of the conservatorship, obviously. This is a woman that I'm worried about. I mean, not as worried for her as I am for the rest of the country. But really, like, it's the knife dancing and the whole thing. It's so conservative. What if she's trolling us?
You know what's crazy? Oh, that would be so sick. You know what's crazy?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Prove it, Britney Spears. Britney's name is not Xylitol Splenda Marie. Britney Spears' name is not Stevia Truvia Gillespie. She's going to fucking call me as I leave here. Yes, my name is Stevia Truvia Gillespie.
She's fucking knives. Yeah, I worry about her.
But now I doesn't keep me up at night. I can't lie to you.
Oh, very little. I get so tired. Do you? Oh, do I get tired? I get so tired. I just I'm such an ADHD energizer bunny the whole day. And I'm realizing now in my 40s, like when I was a kid, people were like, oh, she's always on, huh? And it's like, you think it's exhausting? Imagine living in my fucking head. You can go home. Yeah. This is what it always is. So by the time the night.
That's how I feel. Yeah. So by the time the night happens, I'm like, oh, it's seven already?
Anything? Oh, I love this question because the answer is so embarrassing and I love saying embarrassing things. And it's that I wear an eye mask, earplugs and a night guard.
It is not visual. Where'd you guys meet? I'm sure you've said it on the pod a hundred times. Did you actually? Yeah, I did. Dead.
Kind of. Could you imagine? No, I know. Let me ask you this. What was your job in Georgia?
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