Cynthia Bailey
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450 appearances
9 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 11 May
Cynthia Bailey’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because I was like, you have your other your other comics coming and claiming they like leftovers. Let me introduce you to my Getty images of my greasy bangs. So. I go into this meeting at Magical Elves for this thing. They were looking for like a woman who was on Netflix, who was a comic. Those were the three things.
And so they made a list and I came in and I walk in the room and this guy like jokingly introduces himself to me. I try and place him, put him right away. He was this guy, Toby Gorman. He's now running the Magical Elves. And he was like, I wanted to meet you first on this because I remember when you were on Idol.
We all thought to ourselves, I mean, it's weird to say out loud, but this is what he said. He was like, this girl's a star, but what are we going to do with her here? Like, what are we going to do with this personality and this person? Like, this isn't really it for her. And he was like, and then I watched you get Glow. And I was like, she's fucking doing I Have Chills.
Then he's like, she's fucking doing it. And then I went into Magical Elves. And he was like, dude, we want you to do this show. Like, let's go. And now he's like the head of alternative programming at NBC. And he's like, yeah, he's a big guy. And he's a wonderful person. But like, he was this...
guy from england doing some segment producing with the contestants on american idol in 2008 that's why people say be nice to everyone because one day they could be your boss people change jobs don't burn bridges play a long game yeah that's a crazy yeah so so much full circle stuff for me and so much weird idol stuff came back around that's weird and not winning your shoe off to your point No.
I want to play with the soul. What size are they? Seven. What size are you? Eight. Oh, yeah. No, these are seven.
What, do you want to try? Well, I mean. I mean, you could try. You're going to stretch. Don't stretch them.
I was going to say, there's nothing worse for a girl to say to another girl. Where it's like, you can try on my sweater. Don't stretch it. You're like, bitch, what the fuck did you just say? No, literally. I'm huge. Yeah. It's like you had a baby nine months ago. You look like an absolute smoke show. Well, I think the pressures for women to get back into shape after babies is so terrifying.
Two months.
So will Glenn.
Glenn, you could offer Glenn any old thing and he'll eat it. Does he have all his teeth? That's a really, you've been asking so many cute questions. Not only does he not have all his teeth, but I'll be pulling my phone back out to show you the one remaining tooth he has left. One? The one remaining tooth he has left in his head. But if I can tell you something. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Okay, I have to go into my favorites so we can delete all this, but it'll be worth it. And do you want to know why? Because his remaining tooth is shaped like Michigan. No way. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's a little freaking fingerless glove shaped of that. And when you see it, you're going to freaking heart explode. Oh, my God. Hurry up. You have to come faster. You can't.
You can't. Shut. Are you serious? Nick, take the phone. Nick, take the phone.
It's Michigan.
I called the vet. That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen in my life. He got 17 taken out. And I got him like this supersonic or whatever they call it, sonic toothbrushing every six months because he's a chihuahua and I was trying to keep him healthy. And then I went back at one point and the dental vet or whatever they're called was like, we can't give him the sonic thing anymore.
His teeth are like loose and rotting. He needs a bunch of them taken out. So then I went to the vet vet and she was like, yike, does he ever? And I was like, how many? And she was like, well, we won't see until we put him under 17, 17. And I called her afterwards and I go, You know.
I said, I asked. Well, what's funny is I didn't know Michigan was even in there because I didn't I hadn't looked closely enough. Yeah. And then this wonderful vet, I called her afterwards and she has a good sense of humor. And I was like, did you was it a bit? Did you keep Michigan as a joke? Because what are you going to keep one tiny? That's not doing anything. It's not biting.
And she's like, well, what we do is we keep any we need any good one. And inexplicably, that front Michigan was was still good.
It's sick. It's sick. I love this dog so much. It makes me mad every day. Yeah. Every single day. And then one of his remaining tooth is Michigan. So you blender his food. Well, before he even this is before you're very intuitive. Before I even got 17 of his teeth taken out, he was already on sort of like a liquidy. It's not full liquid, but it's like mush. Yeah. But the reason he was on that.
was because he ate his kibble so quickly that not even a slow feeder could slow him down. And I would put a quarter cup in the thing, look to my boyfriend to be like, what, babe? Look down, gone. And I'd go, did you put the kibble in the dish? And he's like, I swear to God I did. And I'm like, well, it's a slow feeder. It's gone. There's no proof of it.
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