Daisy Hart

How long have you been doing stand-up?

I actually have only done like a burlesque comedy, like sexy story thing at Poor Choices one time, like last year.

Well, I did actually practice and like totally forgot everything whenever I got out here, which is just kind of like my little sixth grade talent show where we came out with no microphones and tried to sing.

So it's like reliving that trauma all over again.

But no, it's totally fine.

I have very big eyes for Asian, you know.

Are you really Asian?

Are you sure about that?

I'm a first generation American.

Filipino.

So the Mexican of Asians.

Half.

Portuguese, which I hear is the cause of slavery.

So I learned that this year.

Sorry, yeah.

I apologize I really hoped that it would be better but I came with a friend for both of our first times and didn't think that both of us would get on here like I thought once he got on like I was like in the clear your friend also got on yeah who was your friend Roy Mendoza oh Jesus Christ was that bad I told him to practice well I'll tell you you did exactly as good as he did oh exactly he retired did he tell you did you guys get to talk in between this no oh you don't know he's retired for life

We'll be good.

Just the drummer at church forever for him.

No, not through church.

I know him through an insurance sales job, which is even worse.