Dalton

Wow.

It is called The Ugly Girl Papers or Hints for the Toilet from Harper's Bazaar.

So this is like an original Harper's Bazaar.

What?

And they used to print them like an actual book, a hardcover book.

Yes.

Would you like to know where I got it?

I got it on Mother's Day.

Now.

There's something I feel like when it comes to Dalton that you know this quite well, but for the listeners, he either, when it comes to birthdays, you know, Christmas, whatever it might be, what do you call it, like seasonal events?

What do you call them?

Calendar moments.

Yeah.

He will either...

Not even get me a card.

And I'm not a big, like, I don't expect a large gift in any way whatsoever.

But for me, I really appreciate the thought.

So a handwritten card is very, very special to me.

Sometimes, probably for the last two years, I reckon, I've had one card across two birthdays, two Christmases.

anniversary we don't even know the date so let's we both forget that so I that's I just want to start by prefacing this because I don't want but every now and then or what I was going to say I don't want anyone to get also it's just so important not to compare like how others gifts give compared to how your partner gifts gives because everyone is so different and I also just want to set this up with the fact that I had not got a gift I think for two years so it's been a while right