Dame Wilburn

My mother wasn't there because we had been so bad so long it was crushing her soul to keep coming to the games. I go home and I tell her I made a layup. She said, you need to tell me what you think a layup is. And I said, this is what a layup is. And she said, oh my God, you got one. I said, yeah, so you have to come to the banquet. So at the end of the school year, my mother shows up.

My mother wasn't there because we had been so bad so long it was crushing her soul to keep coming to the games. I go home and I tell her I made a layup. She said, you need to tell me what you think a layup is. And I said, this is what a layup is. And she said, oh my God, you got one. I said, yeah, so you have to come to the banquet. So at the end of the school year, my mother shows up.

We're at Waldorf. When they call you across the stage, they give your stats. And they say, Damian Wilburn, total number of points for the year, six. Total number of fouls, 23. Total number of technical fouls, 59. And I stand by that record. Thank you.

We're at Waldorf. When they call you across the stage, they give your stats. And they say, Damian Wilburn, total number of points for the year, six. Total number of fouls, 23. Total number of technical fouls, 59. And I stand by that record. Thank you.

We're at Waldorf. When they call you across the stage, they give your stats. And they say, Damian Wilburn, total number of points for the year, six. Total number of fouls, 23. Total number of technical fouls, 59. And I stand by that record. Thank you.

Some random snowy Saturday, when I was a freshman in college, I sat down, at the cafeteria table with my friends, the Klingons. Now, they basically were an amalgamation of dudes that you would never let into a fraternity. They were art majors and theater majors and English majors, and they were all like heavy duty sci-fi nerds and Trekkies.

Some random snowy Saturday, when I was a freshman in college, I sat down, at the cafeteria table with my friends, the Klingons. Now, they basically were an amalgamation of dudes that you would never let into a fraternity. They were art majors and theater majors and English majors, and they were all like heavy duty sci-fi nerds and Trekkies.

Some random snowy Saturday, when I was a freshman in college, I sat down, at the cafeteria table with my friends, the Klingons. Now, they basically were an amalgamation of dudes that you would never let into a fraternity. They were art majors and theater majors and English majors, and they were all like heavy duty sci-fi nerds and Trekkies.

And when I sat down, these guys were talking about football. Now, football is my favorite sport. And I used to spend every Sunday watching the Detroit Lions lose with my mother. And every Sunday, my mother would say, Damien, you could play for the Lions. I mean, you could play for the Lions.

And when I sat down, these guys were talking about football. Now, football is my favorite sport. And I used to spend every Sunday watching the Detroit Lions lose with my mother. And every Sunday, my mother would say, Damien, you could play for the Lions. I mean, you could play for the Lions.

And when I sat down, these guys were talking about football. Now, football is my favorite sport. And I used to spend every Sunday watching the Detroit Lions lose with my mother. And every Sunday, my mother would say, Damien, you could play for the Lions. I mean, you could play for the Lions.

Now, I'm sure she meant it as an insult, but I took it to mean that my latent athletic ability meant that I could be a football player. So when they were discussing this at breakfast, my ears popped up and I said, are you guys gonna play football? And they said, absolutely. Now I need you to understand that the Klingons had made themselves into a fraternity and they all had nicknames.

Now, I'm sure she meant it as an insult, but I took it to mean that my latent athletic ability meant that I could be a football player. So when they were discussing this at breakfast, my ears popped up and I said, are you guys gonna play football? And they said, absolutely. Now I need you to understand that the Klingons had made themselves into a fraternity and they all had nicknames.

Now, I'm sure she meant it as an insult, but I took it to mean that my latent athletic ability meant that I could be a football player. So when they were discussing this at breakfast, my ears popped up and I said, are you guys gonna play football? And they said, absolutely. Now I need you to understand that the Klingons had made themselves into a fraternity and they all had nicknames.

So there was Oscar the Grouch, Beaver, Chew Toy, there was Dr. Detroit, and then there was Buddha. Now Buddha was 6'4 and weighed about 300, 325 pounds. He was a wrestler, had a 4.0 GPA, a theater major, and he sang tenor in the Magical Ensemble. This is what happens when you go to a liberal arts school. So I said, yeah, I want to play football, but are you guys playing real football?

So there was Oscar the Grouch, Beaver, Chew Toy, there was Dr. Detroit, and then there was Buddha. Now Buddha was 6'4 and weighed about 300, 325 pounds. He was a wrestler, had a 4.0 GPA, a theater major, and he sang tenor in the Magical Ensemble. This is what happens when you go to a liberal arts school. So I said, yeah, I want to play football, but are you guys playing real football?

So there was Oscar the Grouch, Beaver, Chew Toy, there was Dr. Detroit, and then there was Buddha. Now Buddha was 6'4 and weighed about 300, 325 pounds. He was a wrestler, had a 4.0 GPA, a theater major, and he sang tenor in the Magical Ensemble. This is what happens when you go to a liberal arts school. So I said, yeah, I want to play football, but are you guys playing real football?

Now, I'm not an athlete, so the way I had gotten out of doing any athletics was telling everybody I wanted to play football. The way I had gotten out of playing football is that with a girl, most people want to play touch football or play flag or whatever. So when I said real football, they said, what do you mean? I said, I mean tackled. And the guys looked around and said, well, no.

Now, I'm not an athlete, so the way I had gotten out of doing any athletics was telling everybody I wanted to play football. The way I had gotten out of playing football is that with a girl, most people want to play touch football or play flag or whatever. So when I said real football, they said, what do you mean? I said, I mean tackled. And the guys looked around and said, well, no.

Now, I'm not an athlete, so the way I had gotten out of doing any athletics was telling everybody I wanted to play football. The way I had gotten out of playing football is that with a girl, most people want to play touch football or play flag or whatever. So when I said real football, they said, what do you mean? I said, I mean tackled. And the guys looked around and said, well, no.