Dammit Maury

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3,926 appearances 44 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 4d ago

Dammit Maury’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 44 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 18.

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Oh, so if you if it doesn't make it over the plate, you're gonna what?

Put it in the garage?

What would you do if you were throwing up the first pitch in space?

Okay, I kinda have to question this because if you throw it in f in space wouldn't it just float away?

So you're kinda wishing you're throwing this up in space right now.

Until you don't go to that page instead of the actual Uber Eats and then you're sitting there waiting for something that doesn't arrive.

Is it?

mean I often go to I often go to Uberitz, fill my cart when I'm doing grocery shopping on Uber and then just don't actually hit send.

You just fill your cart?

Like I'll lie on the couch and just pretend.

You would do what I do this.

Like I love shopping for groceries so much I'll just lie on the couch and do it and then not actually send it.

No, no, this like the stuff I would order and I even yell, Matthew, what do you need?

And he'll be like blueberries and yogurt, okay, cool.

And then I never order it.

Yeah, and I'll be I forgot.

I don't

I was on the red carpet yesterday, and I was hugging, like doing a selfie, and like hugging a woman from behind, right?

And she was like, such a great photo, oh my God.

That's a weird hug.

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