Dammit Maury

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3,926 appearances 44 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 5d ago

Dammit Maury’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 44 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 18.

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But then you have to spend the next four hours looking at me shirtless.

make you turn around and face the corner.

Yeah, no.

would... I'm going to be the calmest of y'all.

I'll just sit down on the floor and wait.

How about now?

Every two minutes.

How about now?

Can't I just ask security, hey, here's his number.

Call him.

Tell him I'm stuck in an elevator.

No, I wouldn't allow.

I would slap the phone out of your

Yeah, I did.

What's up, Maury?

I'm waiting to see it when I go to Ottawa this summer because there's a man that runs an actual movie theater out of a barn.

Oh,

And that would be a place to see that.

So that's what I'm waiting for, to see it in a barn in Ottawa.

Things I would never do.

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