Dammit Maury

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6,611 appearances 72 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2026 last heard yesterday

Dammit Maury’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 72 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 18.

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see if he answers?

That's why you're number one.

You'll always answer my calls.

Sean, by the way, Matthew bought three copies of this.

Will you sign one at FIFA Fan Fest for him?

going to

Yeah.

Maury?

I stole a bag he never knows, never knew, doesn't know.

Are you okay?

No, I think I malfunctioned.

That I stole a bag of ketchup chips once from a convenience store.

Oh, the girl, like the lady chased me down the street and I threw it into the bush and continued going.

say?

Oh, he'd be, because he will have me do some sort of a chore as punishment.

Like once I got drunk at a radio station I worked at and fell through a glass coffee table and the host called my dad to come pick me up.

The next morning when I was hungover, he had me carry bricks up a hill.

How old were you?

I was 19.

19, oh my God.

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