Dammit Maury

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10,686 appearances 114 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard yesterday

Dammit Maury’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 114 in all, peaking in Feb 2026 with 19.

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Will you sign one at FIFA Fan Fest for him?

going to

Yeah.

Maury?

I stole a bag he never knows, never knew, doesn't know.

Are you okay?

No, I think I malfunctioned.

That I stole a bag of ketchup chips once from a convenience store.

Oh, the girl, like the lady chased me down the street and I threw it into the bush and continued going.

say?

Oh, he'd be, because he will have me do some sort of a chore as punishment.

Like once I got drunk at a radio station I worked at and fell through a glass coffee table and the host called my dad to come pick me up.

The next morning when I was hungover, he had me carry bricks up a hill.

How old were you?

I was 19.

19, oh my God.

Oh, you call him Frank?

Why would you do that?

The guy had a heart condition.

Zero chance of that.

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