Dan Bongino
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It was abnormally warm weather.
They were sunning their nuts in Central Park, trying to get some testosterone from the photons hitting their testicles.
It was a wonderful day.
They were eating a ham sandwich.
Oh, a lot of ham sandwiches.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at this.
They were having strawberry smoothies.
What the kind of opening is this?
Then it goes on.
It gets even worse.
How the hell can it get even worse?
Because it's CNN.
It always gets worse.
But in less than an hour, when they stopped sunning their nuts, their lives would drastically change.
Gee, why would their lives change?
Why do you think that is?
He said it right.
It's just crazy when you throw a couple bombs.
The beginning of this is framed like their lives changed, like they were sunning their balls and someone came and kicked them in the nuts and put a bomb next to their nuts or something.