Dan (Dan O'Leary)

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3,183 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 14 Jul

Dan (Dan O'Leary)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Empty Netters Podcast · Leo Carlsson Officially A Duck And The Highest Paid Player In The NHL w/ David Ayres · 14 Jul 2026 podcast

And then we will discuss it.

And the other two will decide if that behavior is real or fake.

Fair enough.

Here is my strange behavior.

Ready?

When I was a preteen,

I used to steal money from my mother's wallet to buy lotion to put on my legs because I was concerned that it was the only reason that my legs were not growing hair as fast as my other friends and it made me feel inferior.

So you wanted hairy legs?

That was the issue.

All of my friends in baseball and soccer and hockey were getting hairy legs as they were going through puberty.

And my legs were bare.

And you believed that the lotion was an insta hair grow.

I looked at my legs and I determined that the dryness of them was the reason that they weren't sprouting enough hairs.

So I began stealing money from my mother to buy lotion because I was also too embarrassed to ask, could you buy me lotion?

Yes.

Because I'm a hairless bitch.

Yes.

They would have thought, surely he wants this lotion to masturbate.

But I was like, that is actually not the case.

What?

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