Dan Epps

Were you just doing that just to be kind of contrarian and everyone else?

I mean, I know everybody wants that, but, you know, my view is always they're going to disappoint you and it's going to take longer than you want it to.

Do you really think that?

Well, I don't think it anymore.

Well, I mean, like, why did you think that?

I mean, just because you think it's incredibly urgent and you trust their ability to get it out relatively quickly.

I mean, the thing is, it's going to be an opinion where, like,

More than half of them are going to write, don't you think?

And your guess is...

What, say, no to tariffs, narrow opinion, chief justice?

Well, I predicted on social media that we would get a few votes.

Random cases, I named a couple, none of which were correct, but we did get, instead of Tariff's case, we got a few kind of small ball, smaller ball cases.

So as I said, now quoting myself yet again on X, that I was using your phrase, directionally correct.

Fair enough.

But you told me like at

9.55 Eastern that you thought it was going to be tariff.

Well, I didn't ask you until 9.50 this morning, so it's not your fault.

So I said, OK, let me have some fun with that.

I threw some money down on SCHB, the Schwab Broad Market ETF, which is sort of like a double gamble, right?

A gamble that it was coming down in five minutes and a gamble that it would