Dan Hanzus
speaker
19,809 appearances
30 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 3d ago
Dan Hanzus’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 30 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 16.
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last thing before we move on.
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So un unfortunately, Kobe Durant's down on the on the ground, face down in the end zone, and then he gets stomped multiple times by a teammate who's backpedaling and un unable to control himself.
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One of those stomps like catches him
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In like the butthole or the balls or like the grundle area, like his paint?
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Like the whole it just it stomps that whole undercarriage.
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Like the most sensitive area of a man.
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Sure.
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Um and let's listen to this part of the telecast.
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See if we can see what happened on the play.
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Like the thing that really cracked me up is they go to the break with the serious injury music.
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And it's like you know, it's one thing when like a guy's getting strapped to a board and being taken off in a cart.
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He just got his like rundle stepped on.
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Like that's
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there should be a separate like commercial breaks sting for like if your balls get stomped.
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Just
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Right.
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It's like a slightly different song, just to make everyone know this isn't gonna be overly serious, but someone's like
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Like potentially like his nards and hit maybe even the pipe got like crushed by his own teammate's cleat.
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So we're just so we're somber from that, but we're also not overly concerned.
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You know what I mean?
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