Dan Johnson

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712 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Aug 2026 last heard 6 Aug

Dan Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Dude, Woodstock.
It was crazy, right?
and i don't know how this guy did it but he took a fluorescent light bulb and he turned it into a bong and so we roll up and we roll up and just see him just taking this huge river right and so then late the sun starts going down everybody starts to go to the actual concert and we're sitting here and we're looking at this dude who looked like he was at the first
black sabbath concert ever of all time of all time right yeah and he just lights up and does his thing right there in front of us i was probably 21 heroin oh yeah this guy just he's on he's on a picnic table in this next uh the next campsite over to us and he just does it right oh and then he that's a little scary yeah what's he gonna do now you know yeah i'm just like oh my god and here's what he did next
he opened up his van door he hung a portable shower on it he took his shirt off he still had his uh jean shorts on and they were cut off jean shorts by the way of course jorts yep and he took a shower like he just sat there and just like swayed back and forth until all the water was gone and then he disappeared into a tent because he was clean yeah and i was like he's living life yeah
chasing the dragon yeah it was uh it was like you know i was up until that point partying to me was just cracking bush lights buddy cracking bush lights yeah crack and bush just to clarify exactly just jumped into heroin yeah just crack yeah oh hey i got something for you guys
Oh, okay.
So that was my first ever, there's like levels to partying.
Yeah, there is levels.
And I don't think, I was like, I don't want to be that guy.
I'll drink 30 beers today, but I'm not going to do heroin.
It's just coffee.
that I started doing was I can get into some really cool spots by putting a tree between me and the deer movement.
And that way, skylining isn't an issue anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I don't care what the size of the tree is.
I mean, I'm getting in whether it's this big.
There's just something in between you and then like I'm I was usually standing up a lot more back then as well.
So I wasn't
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