Dan Patrick Show Host

I think we need that.

But I also have a retirement idea for you for the man cave.

Turn it into a restaurant because my mouth is watered.

Call it the Meat Cave.

You know, I can see Dylan as the chef there and Mario as the maitre d'.

And I'm sure Chris in Syracuse probably has a list compiled of, like, every, like, greatest dish.

I got a couple of them for you here.

Fritzie's Hold the Phone Fried Pickles, Seaton's Draft Pick Deviled Eggs, and Pauly's Executive Producer Pork Belly Bites.

All right.

Thank you, Aaron.

It's been suggested I turn this into a bed and breakfast.

which is not far-fetched.

I could see that, where you come in for the weekend, and you could do a mock show.

You could sit in my chair, turn on the microphones, the cameras.

You could do some grilling.

You wanted to play basketball, some pickleball.

Yeah, I think we could do that.

Go down to my wife's ice cream parlor, get some ice cream.

Yes, Dylan.

That all sounded great, except I think Mario's more of a busboy than the Mesa D.