Dan Savage

And more of, well, what mean and misinformed and gatekeepy gays and lesbians sometimes dismiss as spicy straights have come out as queer. Poly or kinky straight people, heteroromantic asexuals, non-binary people who are exclusively attracted to people who were assigned whatever the opposite was of their assigned sex at birth. Me? I am not a mean gay. I am not gatekeepy.

And more of, well, what mean and misinformed and gatekeepy gays and lesbians sometimes dismiss as spicy straights have come out as queer. Poly or kinky straight people, heteroromantic asexuals, non-binary people who are exclusively attracted to people who were assigned whatever the opposite was of their assigned sex at birth. Me? I am not a mean gay. I am not gatekeepy.

If the queer label works for you, if it speaks to you, welcome. We are under attack. Grab a flag. Mount the barricades. We can mount each other later. All right, more numbers. There are roughly 8 billion people on the planet.

If the queer label works for you, if it speaks to you, welcome. We are under attack. Grab a flag. Mount the barricades. We can mount each other later. All right, more numbers. There are roughly 8 billion people on the planet.

Out of that number, 3 billion men and 3 billion women are over the age of 18, which means bi guys who want to partner with women, straight or otherwise, have 20% of 3 billion women to choose from. That's 600 million women. to choose from and be chosen by, which is just as important. Gay men? We make do with 2% of the 3 billion men there are out there to choose from. That's 60 million men.

Out of that number, 3 billion men and 3 billion women are over the age of 18, which means bi guys who want to partner with women, straight or otherwise, have 20% of 3 billion women to choose from. That's 600 million women. to choose from and be chosen by, which is just as important. Gay men? We make do with 2% of the 3 billion men there are out there to choose from. That's 60 million men.

And we do all right. We do fine. The gay bars are full. The circuit parties sell out. The gay cruises are packed. There are gay men out there getting gay married every gay day. My bye guys. If I could manage to find two men who will put up with my shit in the 2% I had to choose from, you can find one woman who'll put up with your shit in the 20% you have to choose from.

And we do all right. We do fine. The gay bars are full. The circuit parties sell out. The gay cruises are packed. There are gay men out there getting gay married every gay day. My bye guys. If I could manage to find two men who will put up with my shit in the 2% I had to choose from, you can find one woman who'll put up with your shit in the 20% you have to choose from.

And if you're biromantic, if you're open to dating men, which not all of you are, and that is fine. Heteroromantic bi guys are valid bi guys. But if you are open to dating men, you're more than welcome to look for a partner in the 2% of men who are gay and the 0.9% of men who are bi. And hey, we gay guys, we do all right.

And if you're biromantic, if you're open to dating men, which not all of you are, and that is fine. Heteroromantic bi guys are valid bi guys. But if you are open to dating men, you're more than welcome to look for a partner in the 2% of men who are gay and the 0.9% of men who are bi. And hey, we gay guys, we do all right.

Even though the pool from which gay men draw our potential partners shrinks at twice the rate yours does. Every time a gay couple gets its wings, two men are removed from our much smaller pool. 60 million. That's the population of France. When a man partners with a woman, only one woman is removed from your much bigger potential pool of opposite sex partners.

Even though the pool from which gay men draw our potential partners shrinks at twice the rate yours does. Every time a gay couple gets its wings, two men are removed from our much smaller pool. 60 million. That's the population of France. When a man partners with a woman, only one woman is removed from your much bigger potential pool of opposite sex partners.

450 million population of the entire EU. Toss in a couple of bonus extra Frances and you get 600 million. Your odds are literally 10 times better than the average gay man's. And do you hear us complaining? No, you do not. Because we are too busy choking on dick to complain. Our mamas raised us right. We are gentlemen. Gentlemen don't talk with their mouths full. Finally, bi guys.

450 million population of the entire EU. Toss in a couple of bonus extra Frances and you get 600 million. Your odds are literally 10 times better than the average gay man's. And do you hear us complaining? No, you do not. Because we are too busy choking on dick to complain. Our mamas raised us right. We are gentlemen. Gentlemen don't talk with their mouths full. Finally, bi guys.

Again, hashtag not all bi guys, the bi guys who were complaining online on Christmas Eve about the women who won't date them instead of asking out the women who will. A lot of you aren't out yet. Most of the people who've come out as bisexual in the last 15, 20 years and goosed those numbers of people who identify as queer are bi women. Great, please, more, more bi people come out.

Again, hashtag not all bi guys, the bi guys who were complaining online on Christmas Eve about the women who won't date them instead of asking out the women who will. A lot of you aren't out yet. Most of the people who've come out as bisexual in the last 15, 20 years and goosed those numbers of people who identify as queer are bi women. Great, please, more, more bi people come out.

But according to Lewis Oakley, only 12% of bisexual guys as of 2022 are out. Your chances of meeting one of the 20%, one of the 600 million out there who want to date you explodes once you come out of the closet. Just like my odds of meeting gay guys who wanted to date me exploded once I came out of the closet. Trust me.

But according to Lewis Oakley, only 12% of bisexual guys as of 2022 are out. Your chances of meeting one of the 20%, one of the 600 million out there who want to date you explodes once you come out of the closet. Just like my odds of meeting gay guys who wanted to date me exploded once I came out of the closet. Trust me.

There are women out there who want to suck your cock and want to suck cock with you. Get off the internet. Get out of the closet. Go find one. All right. Two other quick things before we start this week's show. First, a correction. The Valentine's Day mascot is Cupid, not St. Valentine, as I said at the top of last week's show. No cute name. Wrote in to correct me. Thank you.

There are women out there who want to suck your cock and want to suck cock with you. Get off the internet. Get out of the closet. Go find one. All right. Two other quick things before we start this week's show. First, a correction. The Valentine's Day mascot is Cupid, not St. Valentine, as I said at the top of last week's show. No cute name. Wrote in to correct me. Thank you.