Dan Savage

No cute name for that correction. And... Speaking of mascots and holidays, of course, I was talking about Feast of the Ass and Buddy, the Feast of the Ass donkey. You have 14 shopping days left until January 14th. The Feast of the Ass. Get your Feast of the Ass hats and t-shirts at savage.love slash shop now.

No cute name for that correction. And... Speaking of mascots and holidays, of course, I was talking about Feast of the Ass and Buddy, the Feast of the Ass donkey. You have 14 shopping days left until January 14th. The Feast of the Ass. Get your Feast of the Ass hats and t-shirts at savage.love slash shop now.

And your traditional Feast of the Ass glazed Bundt cake at our unofficial, they have no affiliation with us, they don't even know we're doing this, your unofficial Feast of the Ass Bundt cake at sissycakes.com. And to the person who wrote in to ask, Wrote in a little butthurt, actually, to ask if Feast of the Ass was just for people who like to eat ass.

And your traditional Feast of the Ass glazed Bundt cake at our unofficial, they have no affiliation with us, they don't even know we're doing this, your unofficial Feast of the Ass Bundt cake at sissycakes.com. And to the person who wrote in to ask, Wrote in a little butthurt, actually, to ask if Feast of the Ass was just for people who like to eat ass.

No, it's for everyone who likes and appreciates ass however you like and appreciate it. For medieval peasants, a feast day was a celebration. And on Feast of the Ass, medieval peasants celebrated not just the donkey that Mary and Jesus fled into Egypt on the back of, but all donkeys, including the donkeys in their lives who...

No, it's for everyone who likes and appreciates ass however you like and appreciate it. For medieval peasants, a feast day was a celebration. And on Feast of the Ass, medieval peasants celebrated not just the donkey that Mary and Jesus fled into Egypt on the back of, but all donkeys, including the donkeys in their lives who...

lightened their load, who helped them with the peasanting and the farming and the making of wheat or whatever the fuck they were doing for their feudal lords. So you on Feast of the Ass can celebrate the ass in your life however you enjoy or use or ride the asses in your life. Feast of the Ass is for everybody, not just for ass eaters.

lightened their load, who helped them with the peasanting and the farming and the making of wheat or whatever the fuck they were doing for their feudal lords. So you on Feast of the Ass can celebrate the ass in your life however you enjoy or use or ride the asses in your life. Feast of the Ass is for everybody, not just for ass eaters.

All right, coming up on today's show, tons of your Qs, lots of my As, and joining me on the Magnum, Tawny Lara is back. Tawny Lara, the sober sexpert. We talk about partying sober on New Year's Eve, what dry January is and why you might want to give it a try, and what damp January is, which I had never heard of until Tawny told me about it this week.

All right, coming up on today's show, tons of your Qs, lots of my As, and joining me on the Magnum, Tawny Lara is back. Tawny Lara, the sober sexpert. We talk about partying sober on New Year's Eve, what dry January is and why you might want to give it a try, and what damp January is, which I had never heard of until Tawny told me about it this week.

That's on the Magnum that you can subscribe to at savage.love. And micro listeners, check out your feeds this Friday for another bit of bonus content. All right, let's get this end of the year, end of 2024 sex and relationship advice party started.

That's on the Magnum that you can subscribe to at savage.love. And micro listeners, check out your feeds this Friday for another bit of bonus content. All right, let's get this end of the year, end of 2024 sex and relationship advice party started.

In grade school, in second grade, when the bully would say, meet me in the playground after school because I'm going to beat the shit out of you, a really good strategy to avoid getting the shit beat out of you was not to show up in the playground after school so the bully could beat the shit out of you.

In grade school, in second grade, when the bully would say, meet me in the playground after school because I'm going to beat the shit out of you, a really good strategy to avoid getting the shit beat out of you was not to show up in the playground after school so the bully could beat the shit out of you.

How many times, how many ways does this woman have to punch you in the feelings, punch you in the face before you stop showing up in her playground to get punched in the fucking face? One of the problems with normie monogamous people in the Bay Area and everywhere else is that they will trump up the slightest transgression as an excuse to end a relationship.

How many times, how many ways does this woman have to punch you in the feelings, punch you in the face before you stop showing up in her playground to get punched in the fucking face? One of the problems with normie monogamous people in the Bay Area and everywhere else is that they will trump up the slightest transgression as an excuse to end a relationship.

This whole thing about micro infidelities and micro cheating where they liked somebody else's dirty pic on Instagram and so the relationship is over. Monogamous people are sometimes really too quick to end things for bullshit reasons. Polly people? Polly people sometimes refuse to end things that need to end for so many perfectly obvious reasons and in a way appalling transgression.

This whole thing about micro infidelities and micro cheating where they liked somebody else's dirty pic on Instagram and so the relationship is over. Monogamous people are sometimes really too quick to end things for bullshit reasons. Polly people? Polly people sometimes refuse to end things that need to end for so many perfectly obvious reasons and in a way appalling transgression.

There are names for some of this shit that your girlfriend is doing or this woman is doing to you that I'm sure is a Polly person in his late 30s in the Bay Area you are familiar with like breadcrumbing and love bombing and She's not a good person and she's okay. Maybe she's a good person, but she's not good for or good to you.

There are names for some of this shit that your girlfriend is doing or this woman is doing to you that I'm sure is a Polly person in his late 30s in the Bay Area you are familiar with like breadcrumbing and love bombing and She's not a good person and she's okay. Maybe she's a good person, but she's not good for or good to you.