Dan Savage

This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep, the very best mattress designed with your comfort in mind. Right now, get up to 20% off a mattress purchase plus two free pillows at helixsleep.com slash savage.

This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep, the very best mattress designed with your comfort in mind. Right now, get up to 20% off a mattress purchase plus two free pillows at helixsleep.com slash savage.

This episode is brought to you by Field, an app where curious people come to connect. Download Field on the App Store or Google Play and find out why so many of my listeners are already using it.

This episode is brought to you by Field, an app where curious people come to connect. Download Field on the App Store or Google Play and find out why so many of my listeners are already using it.

I learned so much from my callers. I had never heard of dayuse.com. I just looked at it. It allows you to rent in the middle of the day for a few hours a hotel room. They used to call that hot sheet hotels or hot sheet motels, places you could rent for a few hours. hours.

I learned so much from my callers. I had never heard of dayuse.com. I just looked at it. It allows you to rent in the middle of the day for a few hours a hotel room. They used to call that hot sheet hotels or hot sheet motels, places you could rent for a few hours. hours.

And the understanding was you were meeting up in that hotel room in the middle of the day for a few hours or in that sleazy motel in the middle of the day for a few hours to cheat on your spouse. That's what hot sheet motels were all about, but you're not cheating. You just want to get fucked in the middle of the day, but you don't want to spend a hundred dollars.

And the understanding was you were meeting up in that hotel room in the middle of the day for a few hours or in that sleazy motel in the middle of the day for a few hours to cheat on your spouse. That's what hot sheet motels were all about, but you're not cheating. You just want to get fucked in the middle of the day, but you don't want to spend a hundred dollars.

Well, the guys you're fucking, the other people you're fucking, the women you're fucking are when you're not at home nesting with your nesting partner out in the boonies, do they have apartments? Do they have houses? Do they have places you could go? You could go there.

Well, the guys you're fucking, the other people you're fucking, the women you're fucking are when you're not at home nesting with your nesting partner out in the boonies, do they have apartments? Do they have houses? Do they have places you could go? You could go there.

If you can't go there, if it has to be a hotel, like I'm looking at expensive hotels in New York City and they're only $109 for a few hours in the middle of the day. That seems like a reasonable expense if you go halfsies on it, 50-ish plus bucks a piece to get your brains fucked out in the middle of the day.

If you can't go there, if it has to be a hotel, like I'm looking at expensive hotels in New York City and they're only $109 for a few hours in the middle of the day. That seems like a reasonable expense if you go halfsies on it, 50-ish plus bucks a piece to get your brains fucked out in the middle of the day.

When I first started listening to your call, I thought the problem was going to be you're loud during sex and you want to holler and you don't want people calling the police. You don't want to disturb people in the hotel. And the answer to that is fuck first, check in, fuck, go to dinner.

When I first started listening to your call, I thought the problem was going to be you're loud during sex and you want to holler and you don't want people calling the police. You don't want to disturb people in the hotel. And the answer to that is fuck first, check in, fuck, go to dinner.

Don't fuck at midnight and be super loud and disturb everybody else in the hotel who's trying to get some sleep. Fuck at seven o'clock in your hotel room when everybody else who's Staying at the hotel, is out doing whatever it is that they came to town to do.

Don't fuck at midnight and be super loud and disturb everybody else in the hotel who's trying to get some sleep. Fuck at seven o'clock in your hotel room when everybody else who's Staying at the hotel, is out doing whatever it is that they came to town to do.

And even if they're not, even if there's some people down the hall who are just chilling in their hotel room, at least you're not keeping them up.

And even if they're not, even if there's some people down the hall who are just chilling in their hotel room, at least you're not keeping them up.

they could complain that you're being loud, but you get to be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love and people fucking hotel rooms and everybody who's staying in a hotel knows that there's the risk if they're not getting fucked themselves and being the loud ones that they might overhear some people fucking across the hall or down the hall or next door.

they could complain that you're being loud, but you get to be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love and people fucking hotel rooms and everybody who's staying in a hotel knows that there's the risk if they're not getting fucked themselves and being the loud ones that they might overhear some people fucking across the hall or down the hall or next door.