Dana Carvey

Well, go to the source.

Well, go to the source.

Well, go to the source.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

I would go inside and call the police.

I would go inside and call the police.

I would go inside and call the police.

I actually know someone who does not think we landed on the moon. Perfectly normal, not insane adult. Yeah. Just no way.

I actually know someone who does not think we landed on the moon. Perfectly normal, not insane adult. Yeah. Just no way.

I actually know someone who does not think we landed on the moon. Perfectly normal, not insane adult. Yeah. Just no way.

Did you see the thing where these people saw Bigfoot, like literally in the forest and it's like, fuck, it's Bigfoot. It's this giant hulking, whatever, cross of a bear and a man or something. And then it ran off and they went up and it was kind of muddy. So they measured Bigfoot and it was like a size nine. So... That's me.

Did you see the thing where these people saw Bigfoot, like literally in the forest and it's like, fuck, it's Bigfoot. It's this giant hulking, whatever, cross of a bear and a man or something. And then it ran off and they went up and it was kind of muddy. So they measured Bigfoot and it was like a size nine. So... That's me.

Did you see the thing where these people saw Bigfoot, like literally in the forest and it's like, fuck, it's Bigfoot. It's this giant hulking, whatever, cross of a bear and a man or something. And then it ran off and they went up and it was kind of muddy. So they measured Bigfoot and it was like a size nine. So... That's me.

They call him Bigfoot for a hundred years. They find out he's just the size eight and a half.

They call him Bigfoot for a hundred years. They find out he's just the size eight and a half.

They call him Bigfoot for a hundred years. They find out he's just the size eight and a half.

I went a long way for that joke, but I played it really straight.

I went a long way for that joke, but I played it really straight.