Dana Carvey

I went a long way for that joke, but I played it really straight.

I should have said size seven to make it more, but nine is just a regular average foot, you know?

I should have said size seven to make it more, but nine is just a regular average foot, you know?

I should have said size seven to make it more, but nine is just a regular average foot, you know?

Cat stairs is fun.

Cat stairs is fun.

Cat stairs is fun.

Hey, remember anybody out there, if you're on Tinder and you don't like your height, just say you're four foot four. And then when the woman comes, opens the door and goes, you're a giant.

Hey, remember anybody out there, if you're on Tinder and you don't like your height, just say you're four foot four. And then when the woman comes, opens the door and goes, you're a giant.

Hey, remember anybody out there, if you're on Tinder and you don't like your height, just say you're four foot four. And then when the woman comes, opens the door and goes, you're a giant.

Well, if you're really charming and funny, you say I'm four foot four. And then when they see you, they go, my God, I love your personality and you're a giant. Never try to overrate yourself.

Well, if you're really charming and funny, you say I'm four foot four. And then when they see you, they go, my God, I love your personality and you're a giant. Never try to overrate yourself.

Well, if you're really charming and funny, you say I'm four foot four. And then when they see you, they go, my God, I love your personality and you're a giant. Never try to overrate yourself.

I don't know. I don't think I landed it that well.

I don't know. I don't think I landed it that well.

I don't know. I don't think I landed it that well.

So what I was doing... Because now this will trend. What I was doing was just, we were talking so much and the world was talking so much about Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, lovely people. I don't know them, but I just know them as... And then Baldini, I don't know his first name. You don't know his last name either. Is his name Baldini? Is it Baldoni? Baldoni, Baldini, Baldini, Baldini.

So what I was doing... Because now this will trend. What I was doing was just, we were talking so much and the world was talking so much about Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, lovely people. I don't know them, but I just know them as... And then Baldini, I don't know his first name. You don't know his last name either. Is his name Baldini? Is it Baldoni? Baldoni, Baldini, Baldini, Baldini.

So what I was doing... Because now this will trend. What I was doing was just, we were talking so much and the world was talking so much about Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, lovely people. I don't know them, but I just know them as... And then Baldini, I don't know his first name. You don't know his last name either. Is his name Baldini? Is it Baldoni? Baldoni, Baldini, Baldini, Baldini.

So the obsession with it and the tabloid obsession with it got so silly to me that I just pretended that I had texted Lorne right after the 50th. Lauren, how are you feeling? Baldini's going to counter Sue. But Lauren, the 50th, what did you think of Steve Martin's monologue? I think that they're going to lawyer up. I don't think Reynolds wants to settle.