Dana Carvey
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They go.
What it is, is in different rooms, they will hear two feet on your carpet.
Okay.
There's nobody there.
No.
The shuffler picks you.
And, of course, I go home scared.
And, Dana, I kid you not what happened at 6 a.m.
The fucking shuffler.
Heather, I told you this, didn't I?
In a perfect world, what I was doing is too busy calling 911.
and trying to get what what would that sound like there's someone shuffling in my room okay so i'm laying down dead asleep can't sleep on the road really because it's different time zones and and then i hear this so four and i go and i swear i go this is not the shuffler it better not be the shuffler and then i go you know what it's the garbage it's someone in the alley
19th floor.
Air conditioning unit.
19th floor.
And I go, why is the effing fucking shuffler coming to me knowing I'm scared?
That's probably why.
So I get up.
I get up.
What am I going to do?