Dana El-Kurd

We don't know if this is a pattern or if they were just like, yeah, sure, whatever, Thailand, you can do this.

But yeah, that's kind of the state of things.

I guess we should also mention there's been a bunch of reporting that the U.S.

is deploying 2,000 paratroopers.

I've seen both 1,000 and 2,000 sighted as a number from the 82nd Airborne.

into the region, which presumably would be there for that disastrous Karg Island campaign.

But, oh boy.

Which is not boots on the ground, because it's an island.

It doesn't count as the ground.

It doesn't count as the ground.

We're good.

I'm so excited for us to fight an entire war in the Arctic where he's like, there's not boots on the ground because they're all wearing snowshoes.

Can't get us there.

Nope.

You see, all the Marines are wearing jetpacks.

They never touch the ground.

They never touch the ground.

They've got those weird water backpacks that you can fly with if you're at the coast.

They're not touching the ground.

They're all laying a quarter-way road in front of them, so they're not technically on the ground.